is this thing on?

julia, 23

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

[electroshocktherapist-deactivat]

people r always saying “get therapy” 2 ppl who have actually had too much therapy and need to do two years of a brutal physical labor job instead Genuinely no more therapy-speak and obsessing over the supposed intricacies of your average mind for you get your ass on the Alaskan salmon fishing boat

[slitherpunk]

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

[probuccalfat]

by the time you’re 25 you should know what substance you’re going to abuse forever

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ຂmoke likⰤ beກ...ᚨuck lᴉke jerrჄ

[deanwinchesterapologist]

My favorite part of listening to a podcast is skipping the ads. Lol you're not telling me about that

[birdingbutch]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space

[oakay-deactivated20241117]

2023 recap!!!

jan: forgot

feb: forgot

march: forgot

april: forgot

may: forgot

june: forgot

july: forgot

aug: forgot

sep: forgot

oct: forgot

nov: forgot

dec: forgot

[catboyaoi]

wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[radiofreederry]

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

me logging on to tumblr

[aflo]

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

[xekstrin]

[brandymelvilleoliveoil]

Him: you better not be cunty Eisenhower when I get there

Me:

[adirtnap]