so long we become the flowers

✩ Kalli - They/Them - Sydney ✩

[writing-prompt-s]

You click “sign up” and enter your name. Unbeknownst to you, you’ve mistyped the URL- you’re signing up for an account on Faebook. 

[madd-catter]

I misread it and thought it was saying “Facebook” and I still thought “oh god”

[agent-flexas]

“Gays can’t drive” posts drive me nuts. Everyone knows that Gays have their Designated Gay who learned how to drive, and now does all the driving.

[babyanimalgifs]

Mama husky ran out of ink while giving birth

[enthyres]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[tastefullyoffensive]

[chickenwattles]

[carrionbeast]

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

[phycorb]

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

[ambivalencerelations]

>Hannukah season

I… I approve.

[pepperstrawberry]

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3 (a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

[angrybeardedbastard]

All my Jewish peeps

[po--lit--ics-blog]

I feel so bad for thanksgiving. Like no one ever cares about it.

[lntelligent]

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

[crazyclowntime]

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

[horsecrash]

This fuckin aged like milk

[stayforthecredits]

(via The Superweirdo Behind ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ - The New York Times)

[alphalewolf]

[c-e-r-e-a-l-s-deactivated201712]

The good Watson had at the time deserted me for a wife, the only selfish action which I can recall in our association

Holmes Saltiest line in the canon (via victorian-detectives)

[bilesandthesourwolf-deactivated]

[padalovin]

I’m so scared about the future, life seems pointless. After I finish uni what am I gonna do? Work for the rest of my life. The guy I’m with - he’s wonderful but I’m so full of doubt that he actually finds me attractive. I miss the safety of my ex, of my life three months ago. Now I wake up with a ball of anxiety in my throat. My hands are constantly shaking. I second guess myself in every situation. Am I good enough to be here? To be with him? I’m just a fat, worthless, waste of space. I’m not talented enough for uni, I’m not pretty enough for my boyfriend, I’m not good enough at anything to survive in this world. 

[marvelsmostwanted]

[blackpantherdaily]

Chadwick Boseman on Jimmy Kimmel Live!