[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[paddington-alice]

Just 185 more days to go! 😅🔥🔥

[randomjreader]

@/maxhovey on tiktok

[cowboylarries]

Caught Up in the Countryside

by cowboylarries | M | 59k

written for @1dcountryfest

Louis tried not to think about how he got here; that would only make him angry again, and he was not about to have an angry cry on this grimy bus. He just had to accept that he was on his way to Hinckley, Utah—population: 800—with only a duffel bag full of clothes and a melted iced coffee. And a broken heart, but he didn’t like to call it that.

Louis Tomlinson had a great life, or so he thought, until everything came crashing down on him and he had to run away from his hurt. When he ends up in a little cowtown in Utah, everyone is so friendly, including Harry Styles, the hot hotel chef. Louis is welcomed into Harry's friend group but Louis isn't so sure that he can just be friends.

read it now on ao3! listen to the playlist! check out the whole collection of country fics!

[justmybeautifulthings]

So this day was...something else. As usual my coping mechanism is... Memes.

Everyone waking up to the new content:

Me 28 minutes into this mess:

Me in the group chat:

Louis after hitting send on that tweet:

Harry somewhere in Italy after ordering gucci sunglasses for the twins:

Louis right in this moment:

Liam in the boys GC:

Everyone including Zayn:

Niall logging in to twitter just wanting to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and maybe sell some merch:

Larries after today:

[thoi2020]

actually really warming up to the idea of never coming out explicitly. like i’ll just be. casually queer. if you ask i will tell you

[mizzhydes]

Christmas Stockings Full of Nice Little Things

By MsHydeStylinson

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Rate: Mature

Wordcount: 5K

Summary

”I'd come to the mall to buy Christmas stockings and now I am in Christmas stockings and about to come in the mall.”

***

Or the one where Harry goes Christmas shopping and a misunderstanding has him leaving with more than he bargained for.

Prompt: Going shopping for Christmas stockings ends up with wrong kind of stockings and a new love interest.

Written as a part of @1dchristmasfest

[paddington-alice]

Woot woot!! We're back and the boys are up to shenanigans again!!

It's a short read so get at it!

[sadaveniren]

Lost in your Paradise by SadaVeniren (6.3k)

“To the alpha I fucked at the Ziam concert, I think this is yours.”

aka Harry and Louis have a one night stand.

Written for the @bhficfest

[mizzhydes]

Cooking with Style

by MsHydeStylinson

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Rating: Explicit

Wordcount: 11 K

Summary

For the last eight years Louis Tomlinson has been the afternoon radio host during the week on BBC Radio 1.

A last minute emergency arises and he has to take over for his colleague, Nick Grimshaw, just minutes before his special guest is set to be interviewed.

Only when he steps into the studio does he find out he's interviewing the multitalented Harry Styles, who's there to promote his most recent project — and who also happens to be Louis’ secret celebrity crush. All he has to do is keep it together on air and then he's out of the woods. Or is he?

This fic was written as a part of @bhficfest

[mottlemoth]

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

The way we discuss hl commiunincating through shirts and shit I'd say it's stupid and ridiculous for most other artists but these hoes did the bears and I just...I gotta listen

it's absolute mayhem and we are all insane but so are they and it all makes sense like

louis doesn't wear tchaikovsky, a (generally understood) queer composer, on his sweater for nothing

he didn’t wear the first rainbow on a 1d stage for it to mean nothing

harry doesn't choose (custom) blue for literally everything for us to think it means nothing

louis didn’t wear a green jersey for his fucking festival for it to mean nothing

that bandana doesn't keep reappearing for nothing

louis didn’t wear a thunderbolt rainbow on his first solo performance back on xfactor for nothing

polari deserves more than for us to think it means nothing

harry doesn't quote the little mermaid for it to mean nothing

louis didn't wear the name of a queer movie on his tshirt on national television for nothing

they don't combine blue and green every chance they get for it to mean nothing

louis didn't choose a sweater with a photo by robert mapplethorpe, a famously queer photographer, for it to mean nothing

harry didn't wear keith haring for it to mean nothing

louis didn't wear a blank rectangle on his sweater with the title "memory of a label" during the walls mv shoot for nothing

louis didn't wear a michael jackson billie jean tshirt for nothing

harry doesn't wear a queer brand's tshirt that states 'don't ruin my fantasy' in the height of stunting for nothing

louis didn't put a giant h on his chest for his first ever livestream for it to mean nothing

and no he didn’t fucking wear the rainbow apple logo after tim cook came out for it to mean fucking nothing

and i could go on and on and on

thanks to hsfashionarchive and ltfashionarchive on insta for being sneaky sources <3

[moonlightduelist]

sure i love literature (fanfiction) i’m always open for book recommendations (fic recs)

[mizzhydes]

Now on Ao3!

One More Taste of Your Lips

By MsHydeStylinson and @canadianlarrie

With Art by @cowboylarries

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Rating: Explicit

Wordcount: 80k

Summary

It had been eight years since the hiatus began, and Louis had spent that time writing and recording music, touring and making it safely through the pandemic. When the opportunity arose to go back on tour with One Direction, Louis knew he'd be a fool not to take it. Sure, life on the road would be different after all this time apart, but he was looking forward to experiencing that comradery again.

What he hadn't realised was that living the better part of nine months in each other's pockets was bound to dredge up issues from his past. And when one of the pockets belonged to Harry, who he'd had a rather unconventional friendship with that drifted apart during their last tour, life on the road again would upend both their lives in irrevocable ways.

***

Harry wasn’t that sixteen year old boy anymore. Nor was he the young man in his late teens who was on the cusp of conquering the entire world.

But some traits seemed to remain the same; his vibrant green eyes, the dimples set deeply in his cheeks whenever he laughed earnestly, or his curls that were the same shade of cocoa that Louis remembered fondly.

And yet, Louis had absolutely no idea who this man that stood a mere twenty paces away was today.

Written as a part of @onedirectionbigbang

Link to Ao3.

[belleinherboots-deactivated2021]

credits to whoever made this but it's so funny omfg! this is insane. the voices that came out of my mouth were inhumane. please this is so so djskjhsjk.

[navybrat817]

It honestly does weird me out a bit that some of you on here have kids. It isn't a slight against any of you and I'm not saying you shouldn't be allowed to have hobbies. It's just strange to me that you post something very smutty and the next post is something about your kids.

Hey, nonnie. I'm sure you're not the only one weirded out. But hobbies don't stop after kids. I'm not going to make any apologies about being a mom and posting what I choose to on my blog. If it's weird or strange to you, feel free to unfollow or filter out "navybrat rambles". Maybe I'll make a brand new tag just for my family talk.

And maybe you truly didn't mean it as a slight or to shame me, but I don't get the weirdness of age or who has kids or not on this site.

If someone would like to point me in the direction of a site that is like Tumblr but not Tumblr, I'm all ears. 😂 Please and thank you. ❤️

[invisibleanonymousmonsters]

The literal children on here need to deal with their internalized misogyny before they send messages like this.

I’m so fucking over it.

Do you know that when you turn 30, you don't become a 80+ grandma?

Do you know that women's sex lives don't end after they have kids?

Do you know that hobbies aren't just for teenage girls, but also grown ass women?

Do you know that ageism is fucked up and problematic?

Do you know that moms had passions and thoughts and feelings and opinions and desires before they had kids – and they didn't disappear as soon as they gave birth?

I'm not a mother. But I get so disgusted how people on here treat women they know are older than them and/or are mothers. Women can be mothers and write smut. They are not mutually exclusives, you absolute idiots.

If this continues, you're going to force the best writers off this platform. Ya know, the women who have life experience and know how to write realistic and healthy relationships.

[pilothusband]

i have bad news for this anon about how children are made

[jmtorres]

...i keep scratching my head about this one. Is it that ppl who think moms shouldn't, or it's weird that moms do, write fanfic/smut--is it that they think moms should childproof their entire lives? how can you write smut when there's a chance your too-young kid might stumble over it? Is that the problem in their heads?

--wait, are these the same people who want us to childproof the entire internet so they don't have to be responsible for their own surfing and reading habits? because that would explain a lot actually

[squeeful]

Oh don’t you know, your sex drive is supposed to pop out with your kid’s birth. It’s detachable.

(Mostly this is just discomfort that women HAVE sex drives and are not just sex objects to be wanted.)

[daftpunk-delorean]

Does… does anon not know how children are made?? Listen anon, and all you other pearl-clutching puriteens out there bitching that the world needs to cater to your sheltered desires like some entitled, pre-pubescent boomer, mothers fuck. That’s how little darlings like you are made.

Your mom has passionate, filthy, absolutely hedonistic sex. She gets railed in the backseat of an airbrushed ‘83 Firebird in a Denny’s parking lot. She pegs your dad and they both love it. She makes scrambled eggs for you on school mornings while wearing a vibrating butt plug and then masturbates furiously eleven times before you come home and ask for help with algebra homework. She goes to the bars and dances when you’re at a slumber party, gets eaten out by a guy whose name she doesn’t know, laughing and moaning in delight the whole time. She watches and writes porn with her wife, and has a folder of hundreds of videos of them fucking hidden 19 folders deep on her laptop. She blows her boyfriend and she swallows. She rides your stepdad like a horse, and he has to wear an undershirt the next day to hide the claw marks she leaves on his chest. Your grandpa goes down on your grandma and teases her about her silver pubes, and she teases him right back about how his balls hang around his knees these days. Your auntie gets her ass ate after church, but she gets it on the dining table because your uncle has bad knees and he can’t kneel on the ground. Your English teacher is a domme and has three slaves of various genders who worship the ground she walks on and who are also very talented cooks and that’s why she always has tasty cookies and treats to bring for the class when they finish a book unit.

Moms fuck. You think you’re horny as a teen, wait until you’re 35 and have access to all the dick or puss you want, any time you want it, you have money and freedom and independence and get to do all the fun and exotic and irreverent things you were never able to as a teen, and not only do you know how to fuck right, so do the people you sleep with. Gtfo with this idea that only high schoolers are allowed to be horny. All that content you like- the best fics, the best art, the hottest smut, the canon material itself, was created by adults who know how to fuck and how to get fucked, and I’ll bet cash money that 95% of them are parents who change diapers and go on play dates and take their kids to band practice, and then go home and fuck.

That content that you love so well didn’t spring forth from the imagination of a 15 year old virgin who has never seen a penis in real life and whose concept and knowledge of sex and sensuality has been formed by reading fic and googling what a prostate is and where to find it. Jesus kids, I know your pre-frontal cortex doesn’t fully develop until around the age of 25, but you still have a brain and a sense of logic. Please use it sometimes.

[paddington-alice]

Wow, that last reblog was outstanding. Sell me the rights to use it in author's notes/disclaimer on ao3!

[skepticalarrie]

You're contradicting yourself if you believe H&L were behind the rainbow bears but also that Louis has a son.

(I made this originally as twitter thread in order to make some sense in twarries minds, but since there’s a huge influx of baby larries on tumblr I thought it would be nice to post here as well)

Is rbb&sbb related to babygate? No, I don’t think it’s directly related. Although I fully believe rbb&sbb threw shade on babygate, I also think you can totally believe Louis is not the father and have no clue about the bears or Larry, but the other way around is complicated. Have you ever asked yourself what the hell was rbb&sbb? They were ✨communicating✨. In a very unusual way. They were educating, the countless references about gay culture and about the industry….

The bears were never there to prove larry is real, they were there to show us that closeting is a real thing. To show us how there was a war happening behind the scenes, how they literally couldn’t talk about it and how they couldn’t even talk to each other.

They were communicating. Believing the bears is believe they communicate with us. Louis threw a baby doll offstage saying “is not real” less than a month before the pregnancy articles. Harry pretended to be pregnant on stage. The future is now t-shirt. ✨Communicating ✨

Baby bottles, pregnancy tests… ✨Communicating ✨

The warning selfies. Every single time he had to go out in public with his *girlfriend* and *child* ✨Communicating ✨

The billie jean t-shirt. ✨Communicating ✨

You believe the bears and you believe larry is real, but you never heard about the Belfast? How there was an article about Briana giving birth 3 MONTHS EARLIER in the same day the only 1D show got cancelled? The same day Louis leaked the gay anthem Home? 

You believe the bears and you believe larry is real, but you never heard about the countdown?

You believe the bears and you believe larry is real, but you didn’t know the first name for rbb was Freddie Mustache/Teddy Mercury? Because he was dressed as FREDDIE Mercury from QUEEN. 

FREDDIE REIGN?

You believe the bears and you believe larry is real, but you didn’t know H&L decided to split the money in 3 of FREDDIE IS MY QUEEN videos? A huge larrie and “babygater” who had the yt channel BEFORE Freddie was born. 

FREDDIE REIGN?

FREDDIE FUCKING REIGN ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

And lastly but not least, you believe H&L were behind rbb&sbb WHILE Louis party boy was going out and knocking up girls? It happened literally in the same time period. How were they talking about gay culture and how they were closeted as fuck and they were also on a break? Or worst, Louis was cheating on Harry? With girls? And it was alright? Fine, you can think they broke up at some point, you can think Louis is bi, but DURING rainbow bears?????

And if there’s still doubts in anyone’s mind about H&L being fully involved with the bears, here’s a masterpost with 62 coincidences linking them to the bears.

[paddington-alice]

[handgf]

one direction concerts were just pride shows for closested gays <3