Dndaddies Stan

[kineticallyanywhere]

the way Normal and Scary parallel each other and contrast each other and share traits with each other and don't share traits with each other

the way Normal has never really had a choice but to be part of this story. it's literally in his blood and DNA and his heart is simply too big to look away. there's no other place for Normal to end up than here, there's no other path for him to go down than this one. Normal knows by now that there's no other direction for him to go than the one he decided in that church, and wherever that leads him will depend entirely on the cooperation of the people around him.

the way Scary could leave whenever she wants. can't even blame her, she didn't sign up for this, she didn't marry into this family. but she chose to participate anyway, despite it going against everything she says about not caring. they way Scary gets option after option to decide who she is and what kind of person she wants to be and still her choices don't add up. does she want to help, then why can't she work with others? does she want power, then why does she still care about what others think of her? for all the voices in her ears, she's the one who gets to pick where she's going.

the way so much of Normal's family has been based on performative cooperation, but when he found out that cooperation is his authentic performance, it gets rejected. the way Scary's family (and step-family) is blatant and honest (often to a fault) and has nothing to hide, but she's turning into a compulsive liar when it comes to herself.

the way Normal has been bombarded with rejection and doubt but he accepts everyone around him and tries to get them to accept themselves. the way Scary's surrounded by hands reaching out to her and offers of acceptance but she throws denial and pushes away like it's instinct.

the way Normal behaves selflessly but deep in there is a root of selfish desire for acceptance for himself. the way Scary behaves selfishly but, again, she put herself on a mission to save the world.

the way these paths they're going down keeps sticking them together like opposite magnets

the way Scary is (per Beth:) looking for the trauma that will justify her feelings while Normal is looking for the feelings that will justify his trauma

I am going to lose my MIND

[calamity-unlocked]

I just realized that with Glenn being level 20, he could theoretically have chosen Wish for his Magical Secrets. And MAN how fun would that be. It'd be like giving a toddler the codes to a nuclear bomb.

[calamity-unlocked]

Things I like to think Glenn would have done if he had Wish:

Make weed legal everywhere

Erase either Nickelback or Linkin Park from existence

Get a shitton of BitCoin

Give himself the ability to speak with any accent, just for fun

Create twelve more Tony Hawk Pro Skater games

Make it so that all of Jodie's devices run out of battery extra fast

Important addition from: @babacontainsmultitudes: COVER HIMSELF IN ABS

Aditionally, I think Glenn casting Wish was the reason why elevators have been erased from memory, just bc he was feeling petty over getting chewed out by the sharks on Shark Tank.

[greenofrain]

ALSO

Anthony describing Jodie trying to use the teens for his own benefit as "the same look that Willy gives Scary" and Beth May taking that information and IMMEDIATELY allying herself with Jodie Foster. The Dungeons and Daddies cast are such amazing storytellers I stg every week I'm stunned by something and someone completely new.

I swear one of these days I'm gonna write a whole essay on the Tragedy of Scary Marlowe.

[unbroken-teacup]

if dungeons and daddies s2 ep27 doesn’t open up with a parody of look what you made me do by taylor swift (that one) just so i can hear taylor swift (not that one) say “the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now, cause he’s dead” then i don’t want it*

*false still want the episode i just think it’s funny👀

[unseeleigh]

Scary keeps saying she has a tummy ache has me so sad. This poor girl is so cut off from basically any of her emotions and herself in general that she doesn't realize that what's happening is she's feeling Guilt. "This is making my stomach hurt worse" yeah I bet it does honey Link isn't letting you run away from what you've done

[queernarchy]

feeling extremely normal about these podcast characters tonight.

[ihavemints]

haha sillies

[citruscore]

they’re literally so funny and for what

[avery-i-guess-deactivated202505]

Sparrow really likes to act like he and Lark didn’t burn down their Montessori preschool as children

[nesperus]

the stupidest animatic I’ve ever done

[theskeletonprior]

There is something so beautiful about reaching out to the monstrous with intent to touch it gently. To risk the sharp teeth and the lethal claws, to defy fear and revulsion, and choose to be delicate with something that can be, and often is, incredibly brutal.

[theskeletonprior]

I would be SO GENTLE with those tigers before they mauled me completely to death.

[wizardsmokingweed]

my favorite dndads thing that fanartists do is that like. glenn henry and daryl are all in a semi-normal style but ron ALWAYS looks like a fuckin cartoon character. without fail you could slap him into fairly odd parents and i wouldn't question it

[oaktwins-apologist]

Ngl, I love how the beginning of s2 made it come across like Sparrow was kind of the hippie dippy dad who took after Henry and was peace and love kinda guy. And then he snapped a dude's neck and stole his (cat) bus and then had a traumatic breakdown & arguement and then was like "I'm abt to nuke this child abuser off the face of the planet if I can" and went straight past having a tough marital conversation with his wife to trying to find Willy's ass. This man is off the fucking shits.

[silverlistenstothings]

Willie: Your mom and I fuck good and hard every day.

Taylor: That’s great. Do you truly love her?

[feymarche]

grant wilson in that room with willy actively ready to tear him to shreds the moment he gets the chance 4hgfjcdkxsz my little guy

[lincolnmkicks]

grant wilson can and will use the other dad’s frozen bodies as baseball bats against willy

[zil-street]

Okay I have to say Anthony Burch has amazing vocal control. Like the wobbles in tone when Lark is yelling about how it’s his fault. The little cat noises he makes when the pussy wagon is settling in for a nap. Literally half the stuff Hermie says there is always just a little something extra added either in the breathing or the tone that gets so much across with so little. Anthony doesn’t really put on a voice, but there is something so cold and sharp whenever he is playing a cruel character that freaks me out listening to it.

I just had to say it because I was thinking about it and that with everything else makes Anthony a top tier Daddy Master.

[ghastlycrew]

“dungeons and daddies is about generational trauma” “dungeons and daddies is about eldritch horror gods of randomness with daddy issues” “dungeons and daddies is about conditional and unconditional love”. well i think dungeons and daddies is about having a really cool gun