[airmercury]

[usersitcom]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

Work Family (1x08)

[queenpalms]

[humancomputer-blog1]

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

[cloudfreed]

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

[piendish]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

[nerdragons-hoard]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

This is my own original idea

[piendish]

That’s a good idea

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[tuxedosaiyan]

[captaincream]

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

[milkwaystars]

S Club 7 S Club Party (1999)

[depsidase]

[nubbsgalore]

[amelia--baeddelia]

first post I've seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

things are returning to how they once were

[rslashrats]

me when im in a haunted house: this place is starting to really creep by radiohead me out

[pathologising]

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[disillusionedthings-deactivated]

“Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška

[woodmeat]

hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap

[raysofthesun]

[bob-belcher]

Parks and Recreation, Canvassing (S01E02)

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest