lips painted red; eyes painted black

This RPer took the Roleplay Anti-Hate Pledge Get me my deep-fried crack, sweetheart, and then maybe we can talk. Independent Ruby 1.0 and 2.0 RP semi selective low activity canon-divergent from season 4

[paintedblxck-blog]

I’m so angry. And upset. But mostly angry for Katie. I just?? so you kill off an amazing character to further Oliver’s new romance? So stupid. SO unwarranted. So unbelievable. I didn’t think they would ACTUALLY DO IT. But whaddya know? 

[elsa-the-viking-queen-deactivat]

[kinetiicsarchived-blog]

                                         The single clenched fist lifted and ready,                                        Or the open asking hand held out and waiting.                                                             Choose:                                        For we meet by one or the other.

[dennys]

good luck, crispies

[unfamiliarroe]

OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

[sikanapanele-deactivated2018121]

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send a "would you look at that", for your muse to kiss mine under the mistletoe

[sitchaesthetics]

That 70s Show Sentences

[sacredpyre]

“That’s cool.” “Whatever.” “STOP CALLING ME TATER NUTS!” “What a dumbass.” “I’m sorry you had to see that. I’m sorry I had to see that.” “I never thought of him as a guy. He’s more of a masculine girl. Like you!” “I’m in the presence of panties!” “She’s a tramp. No man can turn down a tramp.” “Get in the car, we’re going on a freakin’ date.” “We had sparkler dogs, we could win this thing!” “Are you working an angle here?” “I already love myself. I just wanna french someone.” “I’m not loving anyone that I’m not legally required to!” “OH MY GOD, ZEPPLIN! That’s a band, right?” “If I become a model, I won’t have to work or study or think ever again!” “I can’t be your second choice.” “Isn’t it a little early to be hopped up?” “Get the hell out of my pants!” “You two look sweaty and guilty.” “That was way too close. You need to learn to keep your hands off me!” “You know what your problem is? You’re really cute, so no one’s ever told you to shut your pie hole!” “You look scared. Like a deer in the headlights with its pants down.” “You were like siamese twins joined at the beard!” “I’ve done a lot of partying so, you know, my balance is off.” “It’s just a meaningless fling. We can stop whenever we want.” “YOU’RE BREAKING UP THE BAND, YOKO!” “I like it when you order me around in that uniform.” “I’m not supposed to be seen with scruffy guys like you.” “Do I really sicken you?” “I sicken me, because you’re supposed to sicken me, but you don’t.” “I like how scruffy you are.” “Do you mind not getting gooey and romantic while I’m trying to eat my breakfast?” “Oh, what a day! I am so happy! I’m gonna go throw up.” “I DON’T WANT TO SETTLE THIS! I don’t want to talk about it! I just want to pound you!” “Alright, get ready, here it comes… it’s coming… get ready…”

[rockinrpmemes]

❝The Goonies❞ (1985) meme

Change pronouns and adjust to fit your muse!

“What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on, guys. This is our last weekend together.” “We gotta be going out in style. Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace, downing the brews, but noooo!” “That’s my mom’s most favorite piece!” “Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue’s penis is missing.” “If he takes one step outside and you’ll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi… “ “Do the truffle shuffle!” “Actually she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.” “They can’t wait until tomorrow when they foreclose on all the whatever you call it!” “It’s where Motown started. It’s also got the highest murder rate in the country.” “I’m gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!” “Don’t you come home without your brother, or I’ll commit Hare Krishna!” “The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?” “This ain’t the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.” “They might have daddy longlegs and um…dead things,____ DEAD THINGS!” “Kids suck.” “Hey ______, I got pictures of your mom naked in the bathtub. Wanna buy ‘em? Real cheap!” “Come on, our parents are worried. It’s dinnertime. Why don’t we go home?” “I’ve got an idea. Why don’t we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let ______ eat his way through?” “See you guys, you never listen to me. I said there was gonna be trouble, but you didn’t listen to me.” “You guys are crazy. You know you guys are self-destructive. There’s a funny farm somewhere and it’s got your names written all over it.” “I smell ice-cream.” “IT’S A STIFF!” “Oh come on, COME ON. Where are you? YOU are in the clouds and WE are in a basement!” “This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.” “Next time kiss with your eyes open. It’s a whole different experience!” “Martin Sheen? That’s President Kennedy, you idiot!” “______never say die!” “I should’ve let him look at my body! Don’t I have a beautiful body? Don’t I have a beautiful body?” “How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like him?” “The next time you see sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school.” “Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what’s right for them. Because it’s their time.” “These are somebody else’s wishes. They’re somebody else’s dreams.” “This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.” “______, God put that rock there for a purpose… and, um… I’m not so sure you should, um… move it…” “They’re here, they’re here, they’re here, they’re here!” “I like the dark. I love the dark. But I hate nature. I hate nature!” ”OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.” “Gee, _____. You’re even hungrier than I am.” “Pinchers of Peril! Hey guys, I’m saved by my Pinchers of Peril!” “That’s what I said, booby traps!” “I hit the wrong note. I’m not Liberace you know!” “It’s okay to make mistakes. We all do. Just do not make any more.” “If you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!” “I’m quite tired of falling and tired of skeletons!” “HEY YOU GUYS!” “Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on______’s toupee?” “I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room, but it was for your own good.” “I guess we’re in big shit now right?” “Sorry, we had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.” “I’m going to take care of you now, ‘cause I love you.” “It’s okay,______. You can’t hug a photograph.” “Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.” “Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn’t screwing it up.” “No pen. No write. No sign!” “They’ll be no more signing today or ever again!”

[paintedblxck-blog]

Send me one to see how my muse reacts {Star Wars Edition}

"We're doomed!"

"Hold your fire; there's no life forms aboard."

"We don't serve their kind here."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"That's no moon; it's a space station."

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"You know between his howling and your blasting, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here."

"Bring it on. I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."

"Look a few minutes ago, you said you didn't want to sit here and get captured, now all you wanna do is stay?"

"Better her than me."

"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."

"Boring conversation anyway."

"Looks like you've managed to cut off our only escape route."

"Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness."

"This is some rescue!"

"He's the brains sweetheart!"

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"

"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

"Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed!"

"Absolutely your worship! Look, I had everything under control till you led us down here."

"Well it could be worse."

"It's worse."

"There's something alive in here."

"Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you do as I tell you, 'kay?"

"Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person, me!"

"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"It's them! Blast 'em!"

"Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"

"Didn't we just leave this party?"

"I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this'll be one short trip. Okay, hit it!"

"Great kid! Don't get cocky!"

"Sometimes I amaze even myself."

"That doesn't sound too hard."

"Easy! You call that easy!"

"They're tracking us."

"Your friend is quite a mercenary. Wonder if he cares about anything or anybody."

"We've no time for sorrows, commander."

"I must face him. Alone."

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

"Never tell me the odds."

"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"

"Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Scoundrel? I like the sound of that."

"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

"I happen to like nice men."

"Your weapons, you will not need them."

"How ya feeling kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark."

"It's a trap!"

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie."

"I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss."

"That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."

"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."

"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

"I hope you know what you're doing."

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further."

"You don't have to do this to impress me."

"I'm glad you're here to tell us these things."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"No time to discuss this as a committee."

"I am not a committee!"

"Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal."

"He's all yours bounty hunter."

"Just open the door you stupid lug!"

"Then I'll see you in Hell!"

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."

"I do believe they think I am some kind of god."

"Well, why don't you use your divine influence, and get us out of this?"

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

"Your faith in your friends is yours."

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

"You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power."

"No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need."

"You rebel scum."

"Nothing... can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my own eyes."

"You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."

"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

"I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come."

"Good, I hate long waits."

"On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?"

"Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe."

"Just what I always wanted."

"We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this."

"No, wait! I thought you were blind!"

"It's all right! I can see a lot better now."

"Exciting is hardly the word I would choose."

"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum; fearless and inventive."

"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

"You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us."

"Somehow I got the feeling that didn't work very much."

Feel free to add or correct things! :)

[ilovekcassidy]

katie cassidy B I R T H D A Y project          day six (nov 25): birthday gifset

                        HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE CASSIDY!

[paintedblxck-blog]

Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters

"I'm weird, you're weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn't for the fact I find you repulsive."

"Boobs are really just squishy pillows."

"Stop helping. You suck at helping. Plot my death instead, you'd probably end up helping me!"

"I don't trust shrinks ever since I realized that if you put a space in the right place therapist becomes 'the rapist'."

"I'd fuck you if only your no no parts matched my no no parts... By the way I'm gay."

"I was so deep in the closet I could see the next four years of Christmas presents."

"I dunno man Heaven just seems boring. Sign me up for hell."

"So I tried to freak him out by saying I wanted to get married and instead of breaking up with me he fucking proposes."

"I'm trying to seduce a nerd. How do you say 'I wanna fuck you in my backseat' in Klingon?"

"If you don't get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you."

"I wanna destroy our friendship... Let's play Monopoly."

"I wish I had a twin so when I kill my enemies I can just blame it on them."

"Blasphemy! Sex solves everything."

"He smelt like an old person and for some reason that turned me on."

"I mean really Vampires aren't sexy unless your into bloodplay."

"Look there's nothing wrong with aspiring to be a trophy wife."

"If a person with multiple personalities kills themselves is that suicide or homicide?"

"I know he's old but I'd totally fuck Harrison Ford."

"I don't need food to sustain me. Only cuddles."

"I could spend days just groping your ass and be happy. And "I say that in a completely nonsexual way."

"I just want to be Mulan. Is that too much to ask?"

"There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character."

"I'm gonna lay down and die for like half hour kay?"

"Don't say 'I love you' Just give me cake. I'll get the message."

"There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships."

[fuks]

[sirthursday]

#the beast takes another

[jack-shphard-blog]

[sweet-cozy-home]

[mccreechii]

Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.

[butchonthestreetsfeminthesh-blog]

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

[mementoxmei-blog]

Guardians of the Galaxy quote meme

❝ I have a plan. ❞

❝ What percentage of a plan do you have? ❞

❝ Who put the sticks up their butts? ❞

❝ Metaphors go over his head. ❞

❝ Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. ❞

❝ That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. ❞

❝ You just wanna suck the joy out of everything. ❞

❝ If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. ❞

❝ I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends. ❞

❝ Ain’t no thing like me, except me! ❞

❝ Normal people don’t even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it. ❞

❝ A bunch of jackasses standing in a circle. ❞

❝ We’re just like Kevin Bacon. ❞

❝ I am Groot. ❞

❝ I like your knife. I’m keeping it. ❞

❝ Oh, what the hell. I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway. ❞

❝ Quit smiling you idiot, you’re supposed to be a professional. ❞

❝ They got my dick message! ❞

❝ Dance-off, bro. Me and you. ❞

❝ You’ve got the best eyebrows in the business. ❞

❝ I am not a princess! ❞

❝ Well, I didn’t ask to get made! ❞

❝ I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster! ❞

❝ I’m only interested in the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt! ❞

❝ Fine, but I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks. ❞

❝ See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends! ❞

[sonybaloneyinspo]

Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme

“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”

“I’m not afraid to die!”

“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”

“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”

“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”

“I think I can handle it.”

“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”

“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”

“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”

“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”

“No more killing. It has to stop!”

“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”

“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”

“Smile so we can make a good impression.”

“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”

“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”

“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”

“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“Leave before it gets dark.”

“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”

“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”

“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”

“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”

“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 

“A heart’s a heavy burden.”

“Please! You must stop!”

“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”

“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”

“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”

“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”

“I didn’t want them to kill you.”

“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”

“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”

“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”

“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”

“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”

“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”

“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”

“That was the night I died.”

“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”

“You don’t remember your name?”

“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”

“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”

“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”

“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”

“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”

“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”

“She never woke up again.”

“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”

“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”

“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”

“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”

“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”

“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”

“There’s a demon inside you.”

“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”

“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”

“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”

“Everyone fears their own mortality.”

“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”

“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”

“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”

“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”

“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 

“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”

“Why did you stop me from killing her?”

“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 

“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”

“Tell me while you’re still alive!”

“This is a tomb for the both of us.”

“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”

“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”

“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”

“HAM!”