piano and other stuff

I'm a 20-year old girl from Norway. I'll be posting stuff I find funny or interresting. 

[matchagirl]

dudes be like i love world wars

[mysharona1987]

[galactic-kosher-ace]

So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

Update:

Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me

Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.

Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.

Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this

Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.

Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.

Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”

Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I

Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.

[therootbeersprite]

THIS is what “boys will be boys” ACTUALLY means

[happinessafteryou]

If being gay was a choice, I’d be gayer.

[boredpanda]

1800s-1900s Portraits Of Native American Teen Girls Show Their Unique Beauty And Style (15+ Pics)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I love love love seeing historical/archival photos of people who are not white Christian Europeans :)

[sashayed]

this is my fave from the source, tho.

[titenoute]

You have no fucking idea how much i love you for the sources.

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

[whois-chihoko]

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

[dailylenaheadey]

[paintingsarecool]

#cerseilannister #season8 #got

[marvel-lous-things]

ET Canada: *posts a rather unflattering picture of Chris Evans sporting what looks like a moustache meant for a trump-supporting farmer married to his first cousin*

Chris Evans: :(

Person who handles Netflix Canada’s Twitter and probably has 284940 pictures of Chris Evans hidden away in a secret password protected folder named “Confidential”:

[unluckymarch]

Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?

[eltonjohndenver]

thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn

[verycorrectlotr]

the whole council of elrond scene is better with swearing

“sit the FUCK down legolas”

“gondor needs no fucking king”

“and my fucking axe”

[bisexual-boromir]

put it right at the beginning to just fuck with the audience from the get-go, make them wonder if it’s going to happen again and it just won’t

“you’re fucking late”

[jormundgandr]

“Tell me where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?”

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

“fly, you fucks!”

[finn-is-punk]

“we had one, yes but what about the fucking second breakfast.”

[returnofahsoka]

“YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS”

[ellrond]

“Men? Men are fucking weak.”

[dreaming-jaybird]

Tree? I am no fucking Tree. I am an Ent!

[legendary-gangster-boyfrien-blo]

[wong-kar-wai]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

[enots-eissej]

[confirmance]

IM CRYING OMFG

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[dee-the-red-witch]

I will never not enjoy the hell out of these. 

[mychalizhiding]

This is definitely on my bucket list.

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity

Model: yes sure I guess

Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’

[ginge-r]

mother. friggin’. space. man. x

[cosmicfractal]

And some people still think we’re alone here

[niadil]

they are stupid. we are not alone obviously

[thickonlock]

We are not alone.

[twinsmom1981]

How coincided and human like to believe we are the only intelligent life out there.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[brittany-murphy]

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[mysharona1987]

*puts on detective hat* Hmmm…something about this just doesn’t add up…