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ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

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goatforsaken

verticulars

It’s crazy how much of yourself you can lose in a person.

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Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

chalkandearth

I do love this woman.

thecommonchick

this is the best thing I’ve seen today

love-personal

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anal sneezes are cute as shit

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sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

fannylikes

witchtips

My brother’s classmates are sweethearts. Mark & Bunny are the respective lizard and bunny equivalent of 80 years old.

witchtips

Bonus:

drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

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iamhamburglar

When you have a really “good” answer.

cbfplr

This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

timsutton

“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

glitterytiddies

Chaotic good

anthonyamorim

pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol

lovelustquotes

tylha

i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.