yeehaw

[tpwrtrmnky]

Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

[gadaver]

the GA: mike can't be gay!! he's straight and in love with el!!!

meanwhile mike's room:

(inspired by these posts: 1 2 3)

[iamawillbyersakgae]

LMFAOOO

[strangeronance]

will having powers this whole time but he's been repressing them = repressing his sexuality

[willfreakbyers]

Temu loverlakegate

[brucespringsteen]

i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind

[pseudophan]

reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history

^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory

this is a hate comment but he has a point:

and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:

[bigenderweed]

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

[ahappydnp]

NO one has done it like emo Phil did back in the day 🫦

so fine he had my boy dan howell live tweeting every time they had sex like it was a steam achievement

[reunitedinterlude]

honey in WHERE (2025 // 2016)

bonus:

[sleepyslag]

Their relationship isn't secret it's just private btw <3

[ahappydnp]

fuck u anon got me crying about baby daniel again

[pajanymas]

i feel so maternal over him

[gaythewholetime]

Dan liking this comment on tiktok is insane

[blasphannie]

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[freckliedan]

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

[blasphannie]

[soulmatesclub]

good for them!! but also i hope the scientists or the army or the mi6 don’t take away their miracle baby :/

[howellingclips]