"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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trying on a metaphor

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
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@paladaddy
This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck
rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far
“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.
Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.
What sorcery is this?
it’s just one of those croissant days
we love a recovery
Killed it 🎵🎵🎵 IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamezinma/
Oh shit she bodied it
pitbulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
gonna paint some tiddies
because apparently
this is more offensive
than nazis
@staff
the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
*narrows eyes*
As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”
IT GOT BETTER
Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivor’s guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they weren’t at your school?
Like. A laser tag place opened geared towards teenagers and it got no business, we tried to enjoy it but when someone pointed a laser machine gun at me and I instinctively dropped behind the nearest wall and reached to turn off my phone I cried, I wasn’t the only one. The announcements system turns on at an unexpected time and everyone holds their breath until they say something besides “locks, lights, out of sight,” nobody even jokingly pops chip bags anymore, a door slammed really loud during a class change and everyone dropped and ran. Everyone cries during drills, even the toughest ranch kids. Every drill comes with a full day of teachers crying and telling us that they love us all so much and will die for us, and every kid in every class looking around wondering who would I die for? Who would die for me? You walk to the bathroom and wonder every second if it happens right now, where will I go? You test supply closet doors to see which ones are unlocked, you memorize which furniture in the teachers’ lounge your English teacher says is light enough to barricade a door with. The fire alarm goes off and nobody moves, instead you wait for gunshots—it a trap? You stand with a group of freshmen and realize that you’re the oldest, you know you’ll have to die for them. You forget your ID tag and worry that now the police won’t be able to tell your parents if you’re safe, or not safe. Your stats teacher has a baseball bat by the door, your math teacher keeps a stapler under each desk to throw, your drama teacher asks who will be willing to stand by the non-locking door with the Shakespearean swords. Your yearbook teacher tells you don’t worry about breaking a camera because you heard about the kids who died holding them. You don’t use the bathroom during classes because you don’t want to be the only target to shoot at. You keep your phone on silent 24/7 because you worry the one time you forget will be when you get your whole US History class killed. You have a snap saved with your class schedule and school and full name to send in an instant to your internet friends so they know if you were on that wing, you have a note saved with the things you want your mom to know and the things you’re sorry for. At the age of 12 I was told I needed to know who I would die for and that it was okay if it was nobody, that was my decision to make. School shootings control us more than adults and non-Americans could possibly imagine and nobody moves to change anything unless we’re actively screaming for it. Have you considered we’re too scared?
The absolute fuck. The fuck did I just read. This sounds like dystopian fiction. The fucking fuck.
It isn’t. This is 100% the reality of all American children - not the ones that live in bad neighborhoods, not the ones that make bad choices, ALL OF THEM.
Welcome to America.
Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.
Yesterday my dad took me out for lunch and errands but stopped before he left the house to ask if I’d be ashamed to be seen with my hick dad while he wore bib overalls.
I laughed in his face and came back dressed like this:
We have had numerous arguments about whether I dress like a hick or like I’m gay. Look, Dad, a fella can be both.
Thanks! This is the most haunting idea ever planted in my brain and I won’t be able to unsee it unless I dramatically change my look.
Meet our new King.
100 to 0
IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU
oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you
he attac but then he snac
Disney was like
“Aw crap you guys, they hate the Genie, everyone absolutely HATES the Genie!”
“Do they know that the trailer footage isn’t even finished yet?”
“I don’t know! What are we gonna do?!”
“…It’s time to pull out the big guns.”
DISNEY U CANNOT DROP A FROZEN 2 TRAILER WITH THAT KIND OF GOOD FOOTAGE LIKE THAT IM IN CLASS THE TEACHER THINKS IM AN IDIOT CAUSE SHE HANDED ME THE PAPER TO WRITE MY NAME AND I WAS SHAKING
Never in my my life would I thought I would get excited for a sequel to frozen of all things……but damn it Disney you managed to get me hooked once again somehow.