Emperor of Melons

All shall bow before me. Perhaps a taste of fruity goodness is just what you need.

[palamecianmelons]

I have returned. 

[palamecianmelons]

I shall return later, mortals. Expect the world to be under the rule of the melon lord soon enough. 

[palamecianmelons]

Briza Sindey: The spider just stared at the watermelon that held a face. "...You know, if I have never seen a living set of keys with a face in person, this might have actually shocked me more then I am now."

"Perhaps this will startle you more."

Melonius flipped. 

"This is my demon form."

[lacedaether]

Takes one look at her melons, then proceeds to crack open. "UNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

"Well, that was an easy interaction. Who knew they would serve as a distraction I would actually want?"

[lacedaether]

"I think that if I were forced to choose, there would be no hesitation in my answer. I would much rather see a mortal man stripped down to bare skin."

[palamecianmelons]

"Perhaps this form will better suit your needs." He replied, his melon body crackling to take the shape of a grotesque human, horns protruding from his head. Those horns were coated in a sticky, sugary juice that dripped pink and red onto the ground. But his face was beautiful. Like lime marble with etched stripes. It was perfect. The symbol of angelic beauty. It was...

A watermelon.

[lacedaether]

Takes one look at her melons, then proceeds to crack open. "UNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

"Well, that was an easy interaction. Who knew they would serve as a distraction I would actually want?"

[palamecianmelons]

"Do you deny your obvious lust for my strip-ed body? Its smooth curves are far better than any mortal may have."

[enperadorea-blog]

"It would appear that your incandescent pride has made you sloppy. Guard your doors better this time. For now, all shall bow in my name."

"I am to be usurped…by fruit?"

[enperadorea-blog]

“Underestimate? I make no estimations whatsoever — melons are not worth the effort. Go back to whence you came, you disgusting little eyesore!”

[palamecianmelons]

The melon rolled itself upside down, looking at the taller male with anger in his eyes. It appeared that the light of the evanescence had disappeared into the void from whence he'd came. "I am Emperor Melonecia. If anyone shall be stepping aside, it shall be me. I have been eaten once, but not twice!"

[oftherift]

"Kneel to me, for your will shall break beneath the weight of my melon army."

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[palamecianmelons]

The emperor rolled toward the youth with little trouble, his eyes piercing into those of the boy's. How long was he going to keep him waiting? Standing in his path, as if he expected him to simply roll around? Poppycock. 

"Leave my sight or I shall be forced to unleash the terror of my inner juiciness."

[enperadorea-blog]

"It would appear that your incandescent pride has made you sloppy. Guard your doors better this time. For now, all shall bow in my name."

"I am to be usurped…by fruit?"

[palamecianmelons]

"You underestimate my ability. Walk away, fleshy peasant. My stripes have seen more bite in a citrus' core." 

[palamecianmelons]

When Melonius was young, he found himself surrounded by apples, oranges and confused bananas that just didn't understand. But one day, a rebel appeared. That blasted Firion-Tomato! Melonius told him time and time again that he had to be a vegetable-- it was his own right to remain a fruit, yet this confused seedling fought his way against Melonius, seeking to free the other tomatoes of the world from their confines in the fields. He fell twice, once from being split open, and for once the world would know his secret.   

The emperor was seedless.

[palamecianmelons]

                 Perhaps a taste of fruit is just what you need!

Independent Emperor Melonecia Rp blog. 

Rps with everyone. 

Length will vary. Multi-para, one liner and novella. 

Totally ok with rping with multiple Emperor Meloniuses. 

Will cause you to be a subject of Melon rule.