Tea Gremlin

a ride or die ass bitch

[notahorseindisguise]

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[annabelle--cane]

[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...

[lastoneout]

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

[is-this-blasphemous]

No

[lastoneout]

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[mrsterlingeverything]

At least we have jacking off

[mrsterlingeverything]

Noooooo fuck god noo

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

every episode of this show btw

[escuerzoresucitado]

[paper-mario-wiki]

This is a visualization of a Japanese proverb, which means to experience a stroke of luck!

Because a duck coming to you with onions tied to its back is like a soup ready to be made delivering itself to you! What luck! A duck comes bearing onions!

That proverb is also where Farfetch'd comes from.

[knight-vision-goggles-deactivat]

[dogpuppy]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[ecstasyofdissection-deactivated]

everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

[stillmissing]

starting a collection #blackmold