hot mess tbh

and in the end, we were all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.

[reeddacted]

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

[nothingistruer-thandeath]

A person becomes 10 times attractive not by their looks but by their acts of kindness, love, respect, honesty and loyalty they show.

[doggosource]

choose your level of burnt

[tomhiddles]

[hihiyas]

Same look and smile.

#god bless hermione granger who was thrust into a world that didn’t fully welcome her for what she was#but who took that world by the fucking balls and showed everyone who was in charge#god bless hermione granger who refused to let racist assholes ruin the magic for her#who could still smile like that even after shit started getting real#hermione who never met a puzzle she didn’t like#who broke the rules when it was important#who burned with ambition and intelligence and devotion and bravery#hermione who was taunted and tortured for her looks and her blood#by teachers and schoolmates and death eaters#whose abrasive know-it-all personality tended to tick a whole lot of people off#but who never apologized for any of these things#never apologized for who she was#never allowed her curiosity to be dampened or her beliefs to be put aside#god bless hermione granger who fought harder than anyone to carve out a place for herself#they could say or do whatever they liked#but she was hermione granger and she was a muggleborn#and she would be damned before she let anyone take that away#your faves could never(via jessicawakefields)

[c3po]

sometimes u just can’t stand in kfc

[nicejewishguy]

fight the man

[daneathestoner]

Idk the story on this but remember invisible illnesses exist! Some people may look okay on the outside, but are actually in a lot of pain!

[c3po]

yea i was actually just really hungover

[thebootydiaries]

im such a possessive person i just saw someone calling Karl Marx just “Karl” like they’re on a first name basis and i got jealous

[bumbleturkey]

LITERALLY POSSESSIVE OVER DADDY COMMUNISM! I THINK HE WOULD UH HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!

[thebootydiaries]

u know what . i wish i had never posted this

[dropovers]

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

[aidashakur]

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[guyofyear]

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

[theunimpairedcondition]

[counterpunches]

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

[missmarionmac]

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

[houseofgriffons]

She looks like she’s casting spells

[marvellouslymadmim]

I'mma add some more, because her intensity and passion make her absolutely fascinating to watch.

And also: Aliens.

[everythingfox]

peP

[scretladyspider]

Sound ON

[d3monicas]

anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious

[spravato]

me about to commit blasphemy

[thebootydiaries]

vegan instagrammer: *posts picture of avocado on toast*

1st comment: 😍 Recipe?

[secondclassvines]

[margarit-ass]

This fucking blindsided me

[astrosoeur]

the signs and their downsides

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

[pseudophan]

what fucking timeline is this

[pseudophan]

this is funny and all but it also makes me weirdly really happy? like other gay youtubers are tagging dan and phil in gay shit, they’re immediately part of the community no questions asked. especially since dan was genuinely worried people wouldn’t accept him because he waited so long to come out. idk. i’m just….soft

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears in a 1999 interview