The Pale Summer

Dutch, gay, 26, living in NYC

[becausebirds]

Eider ducks sound as though you’ve just told them a very interesting fact or juicy gossip.

[sxxxtasy]

I’ll never get over the infamous photo of Tom Hardy ready to get fucked.

[sixpenceee]

“The demon in my corner while I’m having sleep paralysis.”

[cutiexmeow]

Omg

[lonnii-renae]

😂💀💀💀

[sacred--sage]

😂🔥😭

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[horrorvillage]

please watch this

[midnight-defender-deactivated20]

wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media

[pizzabills]

anime be like

[ironrescue]

HOLY SHIT

[cerviceps]

crisp

[kazuhira-mezz]

[pokemonsnap]

[catchymemes]

[joeydeangelis]

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[shakespork]

one giveth and one taketh away

[toastyglow]

#…one yoinketh and one yeeteth away - @5qui99l3

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[hotboyproblems]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[nick-avallone]

imagine if millipedes had toes

[nick-avallone]

their pedicures would be so expensive

[g-r-a-p-e]

So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe. 

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure. 

[nick-avallone]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!