[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[askaniritual]

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

[doublelp]

types of band member timelines on wikipedia:

the main character and his rotating cast of bandmates

at least three different lineups with completely different people

the same group the entire time except one of them dies :(

trying out three or four different bassists until finding the right one

[the-haiku-bot]

trying out three or

four different bassists until

finding the right one

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[omega3]

[perseid-haunt]

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[oidingus]

The idea of Robby getting an eyeful once he is back from his sabbatical wouldnt leave me alone since ep 9 😌

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[sinnamonvoid]

Clearly what you all meant to say was @the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

[stood-onthecliffside]

[matthew2641]

the ogilvie and whitaker ambulance scene is a deliberate parallel to the first season's collins and robby exchange, and a subtle means of intimating a prior romantic correspondence between ogilvie and whitaker which culminated in a pregnancy neither were prepared to assume responsibility for, and thus relinquished… the identity of which is our baby jane doe

[unfetteredautism]

STOP IM AT WORK BAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[orvilles-log]

So, short-term request for a DNA specialist in medical, staff reviews in armory and communications.

THE ORVILLE 2.03 - Home

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke]

Me when I thought of the Orville before watching it: ha ha 500 cigarettes

Me now that I watched it: This is supposed to be the ha ha funny space show why am I crying? WHY AM I QUESTIONING SOCIETY AND LIFE!?!?

[victusinveritas]

[eggs-n-ham-sam]

[mysteriousmaninthesmoke]

Me when I thought of the Orville before watching it: ha ha 500 cigarettes

Me now that I watched it: This is supposed to be the ha ha funny space show why am I crying? WHY AM I QUESTIONING SOCIETY AND LIFE!?!?

[a-little-honey-bee]

Ok so I just found out that The Orville will be making season 4 and… I. Am. Freaking. Out!!!

Guys I need more Claire and Issac and THEM WITH THEIR BOYS OK. I also want to just see the crew again I have so much love for this show! Please if there’s anyone else who wants to scream about the Finn family and the rest of The Orville’s crew I’d love to hear everything you think about it!

And my boy Gordon I miss his silly goofiness and the trio Gordon, Lamar, and Issac they were so good when they were doing something they are all so different but yet sometimes the same in ways if that makes any sense 😂 anyway yall I could go on and on please everyone watch The Orville

[championoftheoppressed]

The Orville episode "Majority Rule" came out in 2017, and it honestly only gets more terrifyingly relevant with time.

This planet is a true absolute democracy -- everything is determined by popular vote.

Even individual people get upvotes and downvotes, and they're permanent.

You can get a downvote for any reason, even if it was something entirely unintentional.

If you get enough downvotes, you're arrested and possibly even lobotomized. In the end, the crew has to save their crew member from the planet's justice system by manipulating public opinion of him. They do this by flooding the planet's public feed with artificially generated images. (Again, this episode came out in 2017.)

There's even a followup episode confirming that life on this planet has only gotten worse in the following years.

Like... The Orville really wasn't fucking around, huh.

[kneelb4kesha]

The Orville is *still* a show that makes me insane. What do you mean the entire future of the galaxy was irrevocably altered because a robot, who had no capacity for emotions, loved a little boy anyway? What do you mean we have alternate timeline proof that he loved that child enough to save the galaxy? What do you meannnnn

[cosmosrebellion]

Thinking of getting back into The Orville reminded me of one of my favorite scenes in fiction.