KillgarraghForever

Bre-ke-ke-kex coax coax! ~ Aristophanes, The Frogs

[forcearama]

Honest to God sometimes I just come to tumblr to see gifs and be reassured that I didn’t just wholeass hallucinate the Obi-Wan show, and that Star Wars really did once just take my stupid tumblr and dumbass website and were like “cool; ok, we will deliver exactly the things you wanted and also the things you lovingly JOKED about wanting. And yes: we will pay those two dorks an insane amount of money just so we can make this for you. 🩷”

Shirtless nightmares! Flashback Wolfman Kenobi and Horrible Jedi Trainee Hair Anakin! Saint Kenobi of Assisi being a friend to animals again! Hobo Poncho Couture! That one chunk of Obi-Wan’s Hair! SO MUCH wistful pining! Vader evidently having no real job except to yearn for Obes and annoy his coworkers by CONSTANTLY MENTIONING HIM, and to stare out windows looking at NOTHING because he’s the worst employee EVER! Sheev being the most exhausted evil overlord EVER! Someone going in the vents! Trade routes! Space mining planets! The absolute gayest or at least most non-platonic platonic friendship of ACTUAL ALL TIME!

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[kittyball23]

[natmarchivist]

Awesome comic💙

[etirabys]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[argumate]

hello, fellow apes

[spitoutthedaisyhoratio]

The lead up to that sentence is gold:

[consistantly-changing]

[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]

[roach-works]

imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Addition approved

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[athymelyreply]

@rabb-te

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[bloody-writes]

Soooo this was fun to draw owo

this born thanks to someone write Hawkmaid instead Hawkmoth and then everyone lost their mind! XD

@nobodyfamousposts write a wonderfull fic with the idea, that you can find here owo

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[lemonsharks]

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

[muffinlance]

Fic Rec: The Avatar and the Last Airbender by JustAnotherFacelessAuthor

A charmingly heartfelt character exploration of both Aang and Korra, set just after the main AtLA canon. And it's complete!

Author Summary:

“She’s me,” Aang answered, looking more perplexed than anything. “I don’t know how, but she’s the… an Avatar.”

“Like… one of your past lives?” Suki asked.

“Actually,” Korra said, “He’s one of mine. I’m the Avatar after him.” And then figuring she might as well drop the pretenses, Korra metalbended the cuffs off of herself and waved, hoping what once would have been an easy feat of bending didn’t make her visibly sweat. “Hi.”

“How did you—?!” Zuko asked as Korra slowly got to standing, watching the Kyoshi warrior drop into fighting stances carefully. Aang just frowned.

“Wait, I can’t metalbend. Why do you get to metalbend?”

---

During her time away recovering from the Red Lotus attack, Korra stumbles on a spirit that sends her decades into the past, less than a year after the hundred year war. Avatar Aang is happy to help her as much as he can, but his duties and the upcoming anniversary celebrations keep him busy and soon it becomes clear that Korra isn't the only Avatar who could use some help.

Link!

[phoenixystix]

i know like percy's canon flaw is loyalty and all that but isn't it just so interesting how he hates dionysus' guts and doesn't want to ask him for crap in ttc but then he looks at thalia and knows he can't bear to let her die for her friends again like she already did so he pushes down the resentment and begs dionysus for help. and how he refuses outright to kneel to mars at camp jupiter until frank pleads with him to and then he does. for frank. not for mars. and how he was fully and truly going to choke ahklys out and the only reason he didn't is because annabeth begged him to stop. and how he didn't want to fight in the colosseum but he did it anyway because what else was he going to do, let jason fight alone?

and you know all i'm getting at is i really think his fatal flaw is rage and the only reason he's not already gone completely insane is because he loves his friends so much and that is in fact the only thing holding him together and actually always has been!

[harunayuuka]

Random guy: I-I think you're beautiful!

MC: ...

MC: *unimpressed*

Random guy: Huh?

MC: I didn't dress to the nines just for your half-baked, lousy compliment. Try again.

Random guy: Um...

MC: *looks at him as if they don't even need to state the obvious*

Random guy: You... You're beautiful?

MC: Great Seven—now it’s turned into a doubt! *rolls their eyes and walks out*

Random guy: I—

Vil: Upset?

MC: Me? As if. I'm too pretty for any negativity.

Vil: ...

Vil: *chuckles*

[gallusrostromegalus]

re: drive-thru bars

you know someone living in the vatican??? you may have to elaborate

Yeah a guy I went to middle school with went on to have a fairly successful but brief career as a professional Surfer and Skateboarder, then got really into Latin and the history of political conspiracies in Rome for the last 2000-odd years and now he's one of the world's foremost scholars in the preservation and restoration of ancient historical documents and early medieval art and the pope pays him money to preserve early church records and he gets to live in Vatican city.

I feel like it's important to note that Cam (not his real name) is 4'10" and still occasionally enters skating and surfing competitions.

We'd drifted apart but by a bizarre set of circumstances he ended up in a discord server with my sister when she was getting her graduate degree in Disaster Mitigation in Newcastle, and he recognized me from her regaling chat with my bullshit and demanded I be added to the group.

So now I'm in an International Chat Group with my sister, who is currently explaining to two of the Australians she went to school with that the reason THEY have never seen drive-thru liquor before is that they are respectively housebound from illness and agorophobic, so they don't really get around.

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🦋

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[daggerofthemind]

hey y'all! This is my entry for the Vulcans Are Cats Big Bang! I had such a good time working with @space-dog-from-space to make a piece for their fic, Spock Swap, which you can find under the Vulcans Are Cats Big Bang Collection on ao3 as well as 6 other great fics! I participated along with 20 other really awesome artists and writers and i highly encourage everyone to check em out!! Thank you to @uss-genderprise for organizing, and happy trekking everyone!

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]