Pink And Art And Pink And Anime And Pink Anime Art

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[natalieironside]

The 4th of July commemorates the American Revolution, an event which took place in Qing-dynasty North America during the reign of the Qianlong Emperor, Gaozong

[nudityandnerdery]

It represents a succesful uprising against the rule of one of the local warlords feuding in Europe at the time.

[lyricwritesprose]

Despite the Europeans' primitive and haphazard seafaring, they were able to establish a handful of outposts on a continent previously unknown to them. By the reign of Gaozong, they had imported enough Europeans (as well as African captives from local wars) and been successful in their campaigns of banditry against the established local civilizations that they had coastal cities, their own warlords—and armies that were well versed in bandit tactics. July 4th marks the signing of the declaration of war. To this day, some places in North America set off fireworks as part of a ritual celebration that includes traditional songs and foods.

[fortune-card]

Never be a man who means more to me than Gilbert or Dazai.

But Gilbert has such staying power. I love you, guy who hurt his beloved and then burned his own arm off. I love you, guy who says forever and means forever. I love you, guy who spends two hundred years waiting for his friends to be reborn.

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[seven-winged-liar]

what are the super high settings on the toaster for? yes hello i would like a slice of carcinogens. who is saying this

[palepinkandpathetic]

Me

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[maxidango]

virgins' empire!! right on yuri day as i planned totally not a coincidence

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[palepinkandpathetic]

My favorite thing about being a (uncertified) historian of modern Chinese history is mentioning the cultural revolution to people and having them assume I’m talking about the communist revolution

[theobsessedone]

affirmations from the knives out gang ☺️

[palepinkandpathetic]

Just rewatched my favorite trilogy of all the times

[palepinkandpathetic]

Reference below

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

[palepinkandpathetic]

The cups!!!

[depsidase]

[palepinkandpathetic]

Me trying convince my boss give me a 50 cents raise

[palepinkandpathetic]

Oh ok, I didn’t expect the finale to get me teared up like that. Or for that to be canon, yippee!

[palepinkandpathetic]

I’d also like to say that was a surprisingly pleasant conclusion