Pale's General Nonsense

I regret nothing

[blackberryshawty]

I don’t get it when people get angry when they’re drunk like just like chill out and enjoy the vibes

[blackberryshawty]

Maybe cry a little with your friends in a moment of emotional solidarity

[bitchycode]

[sonypraystation]

mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit

[memes-that-get-reported]

[captain-price-official]

[the-secret-historian]

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

[wordmage-girl]

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

[wizardlyghost]

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

[srsfunny]

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

[prokopetz]

Concept: a series of 90s-style anit-drug PSAs, except when it gets to the part where the speaker says something pithy about coolness while catching a basketball thrown from off camera, the thrown object is something wildly incongruous that completely derails the bit.

[anexlomara]

“I don’t need drugs to be cool”

*catches trash can filled with shattered vinyl records*

“I’ve got this”

*dumps trash can over onto their head*

[prokopetz]

“But you know what’s not cool, kids?”

*is immediately struck in the face by a hurled inkjet printer*

[ralfmaximus]

“And remember kids…”

*snarling raccoon*

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[somedaythiswillbeclever]

[ostracizedpoodle]

don’t ever blink it shows weakness

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[noh0hank-deactivated20220429]

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

[bruce-springstain]

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.

[sodamnrelatable]

WHEN YOU DRAW SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND YOU JUST SIT THERE STARING AT IT LIKE

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[ratliker1917]

russian trolls tricked me into thinking they made like an entire horrible cgi shlock action movie trilogy out of the hobbit but this clearly never happened since i dont remember anything about them

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[norwayspruce]

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro