strangers and freaks

we're corrupt in a good way

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Writing Prompt #520: That’s What They Said

“Did you stab him?”

“No! I’m offended that you’d even ask that. I hit him with a brick.”

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Headcanon: Trevor got his RIP tattoo late around midnight one night and just as he was leaving the shop, feeling completely lost and hopelessly, he turned to the man who did his tattoo and said, “How about another?” The man just kinda shrugged and didn’t care as long as he could pay. When he asked where at, Trevor responded, “On my neck. Around my neck.”

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DONT DO THIS TO ME FUCKUCKFUCJ

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If you say, “the big one” anytime between 12-6am, anywhere, Michael will wake up in a cold sweat, sit straight up, and repeat, “the bIG ONE”

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Chef + Text posts

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gta by someone who played gta once in their life and all they did was climb on top of buildings for 20 minutes and then get hit by a car

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I CANT FUCKING DEAL

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Grand Theft Auto V | Tracey & Jimmy De Santa

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this scene messed me up SO BADLY the first time that i decided to replay the whole game up to this point just to make it last longer & now i’m finally back

anyway, important things to note:

michael fucking trying to hide jimmy behind him, just in case trevor leaps over the counter and tries to strangle him, for no reason, right there and then, in front of his parents, a random yoga instructor, and god

the lil hissed “that’s great!!! that’s great” which i am just feeling so hard for some reason like i will forever be hearing that in my head when some rich stingy self-absorbed asshole brags to me about their latest pay raise or whatever. that beautiful menacing edge of “i am actually so fucking angry at your entire existence that i have become unable to process my own emotions and instead looped back to slightly irritated apathy”

the fact that michael expects him to hurt his children and instead the very first thing trevor wants to do is save one

the fact that michael is so surprised about this even though tracey has always loved her uncle t and vice versa

the fact that he’s built up trevor to be this horrible, uncaring monster in his head - which he absolutely IS, just not when it comes to his friends! not when it comes to him! - in order to justify every shitty thing he’s done to him, and now he’s being reminded what he’s ACTUALLY like and it just dmfdnqnwfoqwnf

AND THEN MICHAEL GETS IN THE CAR AND STARTS FUCKING, BRO-TALKING IT UP ABOUT GODDAMN KALE PROTEIN SHAKES, SAVE THESE STUPID IDIOTS, THIS GAME IS GOING TO KILL ME

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GTA V + Text Posts, Part 1

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U KNOW WASSUP, WHEN WE ROLL UP IN DA CLUB

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#roadtrip 

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→Tracey de Santa “You’re such a fucking fuck, you really are!’”

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michael de fuckface