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Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!
if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on
pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps
we've got a life to love living.
the family computer is a sort of dead wife
let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture
OKAY so I'm being hired to write a monster romance story, and I'm torn between a few options.
a girl makes her own likeness out of river mud, but as a way to be cruel to herself, because she doesn't like her appearance. the mud-girl comes to life, Frosty the Snowman style, and leaves. when they next meet many years later, the mud homunculus is entranced by her, because the homunculus loves its body, and and loves its appearance, and all of that reflected in the girl (who is now a woman). they kiss, and the homunculus crumbles back into mud. but now the woman feels differently about herself.
NUCKELAVEE!!!! this one would be a hard sell, because I need to pitch it and get it approved, but I could maybe soften the blow by calling it a type of Scottish centaur. anyway, it's a skinless hoofed monstrosity with long dangling arms, that emits an aura of decay. I thought maybe a girl who feels ostracized from her community could come across the Nuckelavee and find the decay to be kind of beautiful and interesting, and then they could have tea parties and grow old together.
dullahan. guy falls in love with the headless horseman. he's super into the horseman's cool whip (made out of a human spine), but he's not as huge on the horseman's head (which has the consistency of mouldy cheese), so he's constantly getting the head to roll away so that he can ride around with the body on its super cool evil fairy horse. this one might be toxic yaoi. genuinely problematic.
which idea sounds better?
mud homunculus
nucklavee
dullaham
okay so I know the mud homunculus one might be meaningful and touch on real human emotions etc, but have you considered how funny it would be to be the boyfriend of a headless horseman while absolutely hating the head?
I feel like there's some things men will never understand, like pure rage, and not being able to get a sweet treat when you really really want one
'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
My kids are still quite young (under school age), and I've been careful to try to make sure they only have kind role models. This has resulted in typical mean language being absent from their vocabulary, such as "you're stupid/ugly/I hate you", but they've started inventing their own ways to be mean lol, such as "you're not my brother anymore, you're a stranger to me now", and hearing that out of a toddler's mouth is so cutting lol
[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in
when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!
people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING
be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.
I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar
warm bread I love you so much warm bread thank you warm bread thank you
