life keeps going, even if i stay

shep ☆ 19 ☆ he/him/his ☆ trans guy just trying to keep on living ☆ i love the world and my boyfriend and all my friends and my family ☆ askbox is open ☆ artist and musician

[shepswrath]

transmasc headcanon every woman in fiction ever. transmasc headcanon every man in fiction ever. This is your prerogative

[shepswrath]

what’s crazy is it’s just significantly easier to do weird bullshit on tumblr compared to anywhere else. has nobody made a tumblr-based ARG yet

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[shepswrath]

what the fuck am I even talking about here ????!

[shepswrath]

SHEPFACT #2 I Love Playing God! I try to act like I'd be immune to that sort of power if it came down to me alone, but to tell you the truth i'm more and more sure every day that i'll end up either like Icarus or Ophelia (the most contrite of all figures -- I don't even think i can stomach the thought of myself suggesting I'm at all more sure of something than I really am, no matter how small the difference,) depending on the GPA (Grade Point Average) I get next week! Hopefully I either end up having all of my efforts be fruitless and unnoticeable or suffer a justified death at the hands of the masses for my immense gall! <3<3<3<3<3

[shepswrath]

SHEPFACT #1. I have over *60* sideblogs! I could be anyone, and you'd never, ever, ever know!!!! I wear a thousand faces, and one of them might be yours :)

[isuggestforce-masc]

i was so tired that i read your blog as this-is-forcemasc and i thought for a second that it was a blog where ppl would submit times that they were forcemasced and you would deem whether or not its forcemasc

*zaps you with my cartoonishly huge laser gun*

this is forcemasc

[shepswrath]

i get so evil when i get stoned holy shit

[arahir]

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

[whatwrithesinside]

these absolutely cannot stay in the tags

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is extremely common among chickens because a) like most birds, they only have one functioning ovary and b) their ovary does a LOT of hormonal heavy lifting in the sex department. So they're one ovary malfunction away from their body going "guess we're doin' rooster now" and growing different feathers and having them start crowing.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

[neurotypical-karen]

Magic sword inscribed with the runes “EVERY PIECE OF TRASH YOU LEAVE IN A PUBLIC PLACE WILL BE WEIGHED ALONGSIDE YOUR SOUL ON THE SCALES OF PARADISE”

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[anxeious]

[ouroborosorder]

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[theabigailthorn]

hey so uh the british film institute have selected some episodes of Philosophy Tube for preservation in their archive of national importance

that means future generations will be able to watch the show even after I'm dead and YouTube the platform is gone

this ROCKS

it's nuts that the show is now a part of British cultural history???! like, what?!!! they're gonna be watching me in the 22nd Century are you kidding me?????? Fukin Ikki and Erika are gonna be taking breaks from Medabots battles to watch Philosophy Tube are you for real????

details and a list of the preserved episodes here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/159300843?pr=true

[shepswrath]

like i don't wanna do any of this but also i'm gonna hate next week when i don't have any of this to do