[iiammalikmccain]

If your Dick is pretty.

Reblog 💕

[misserina-deactivated20210214]

and then let me see 🥺

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

😊😊😊

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[willowofthehearth]

This, and then put it into a large ziploc bag, squeeze the air out and seal. Waterproof.

[catchymemes]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[videocraft]

[penny-anna]

Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh

A hobbit: o_o

Boromir: yes?

Hobbits: o_o o_o

Boromir: can i… Help you?

Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o

Boromir: …

Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o

Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable

Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<

[tehri]

Pippin: stars above your poor feet

Frodo: Pippin!

Merry: Aren’t they cold?!

Frodo: MERRY!

Pippin: They’re so small!

Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE

Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!

Frodo: I am most certainly no-

Sam: I am.

[penny-anna]

Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before

Boromir: I am putting my boots back on

[wromwood]

Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!

Boromir: (slaps hand away)

[penny-anna]

Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!

Boromir: 

[penny-anna]

Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw

Faramir: please don’t do that

[heydocverdant]

Bold of this to assume Gandalf hasn’t allowed himself to go barefoot in Hobbiton at least once in his life

[writterings]

bold of you to assume gandalf has feet

[somecutething]

[sam-shakesqueer]

Omg this is everything

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[sexysensualbabes]

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[bifrostiron]

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

[cybergata]

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[theproblematicblogger]

once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!! I shoved my dad's dick up my ass

Alright I’m tapping out

[de-smol-violinist-deactivated20]

I didn’t think it was going to get worse…but it did.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[trilllizard666]

[aiba2]

Hey google how do I delete someone else’s post on this website

[deonsraw]

Lmaoooo throw the whole post away

[benvulio]

Hey all my homies let’s do a little experiment, take this test and reblog with your score, age, and state/country in the tags. A passing score is 60% or 15/25 correct so let’s see who really has what it takes to be a citizen of the United States!

[dykelofenac]

I’m from England and I literally could only answer a few of these 

[palladilardo]

I'm from Italy and got 20/25

[tastefullyoffensive]

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