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23 Pansexual GenderFluid They/Them Memelord obsessed with 2D men

[insomniac-dot-ink]

I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

EDIT: this passage is from “The Marriage Plot” by Jeffrey Eugenides

[bowlersandtophats]

I hate how you got me to actually like symmetra and junk rat together. Goddamn it

Have another pic of them, on me.

[memewhore]

[anxietyproblem]

[toyo-taishi]

Cooking With Taishi Headcanons

So as this blog name indicates I like Really love Fatgum,,,My little southern sweetheart （´ω｀♡%）So here’s some cute domestic thoughts I have about having a little cooking date with Taishiro (●´□`)♡ 

As usual this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind so anynody can enjoy wothout worry!! o(*^▽^*)o

❤ So the dinner date at home was totally your idea

❤  You’d seen how worn out Taishiro had been lately so you just wanted to do something nice and relaxing that you both could enjoy so BAM! Making dinner together

❤ Like the Most cute and domestic activity imaginable and Toyo was all for it because that meant that he has you all to himself ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

❤ Toyo would be the type that always sneaks to snack on ingredients but honestly,,,You Do Too

❤ It’s still funny though because you’ll smack his hand away playfully when he goes to reach for something and he’ll just give you this little pout that you Cannot resist so you just laugh and roll your eyes as you let him get some

❤  Taishi is just,,,a Cheesy motherfucker so there’s this one cute lovey dovey playlist he has Exactly for date nights like this

❤ You’re halfway through mixing a bowl of cookie dough when this song comes on and he just cuddles to you from behind

❤ And he just whispers in your ear “Now won’t you give me this here dance sweetheart?“ You can’t just tell him No

❤ So you turn around and he has that love struck look in his eyes that you still remember from when you first met, and you must have the same in yours because he just gives you the Sweetest smile and it’s like you’re falling all over again as he puts his hands on your waist and you loop yours around his neck

❤ It just the sound of the music and your laughter as y’all sway around in the kitchen, he peppers you with sweet kisses because of course he was stealing some of the chocolate chips earlier

❤ You honestly don’t think there’s anything sweeter than those kisses, and you know you’ll get to enjoy them for the rest of your life

AHHHHH I hope y’all liked it (´,,•ω•,,)♡ I’m just writing like a ton of fluff lately and I could Not let go of this idea. Like Taishi would be such a sweetheart and he would have that kind of love that just makes you feel giddy and full of laughter ya know? (￣▽+￣*) Anyways I love y’all and my requests are totally open for anykind of stuff y’all want, I’d also like to add: I do NSFW content Too I just,,,Have not had time to really make or post much tbh. Also I just haven’t had many ideas so please Request things!!

[wylansvaneck]

I’m reading this queer anthology and the first story is a fairytale about a queer Latina girl whose anger was so fierce it literally poisoned the rich white men who unfairly captured the transgender soldier she was in love with and my heart is literally bursting I’m going to cry

[wylansvaneck]

the second story is about two queer girls who leave their husbands-to-be at the altar and flee together on a boat to become pirates IM FUCKING SCREAMING THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF GAY CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR

[wylansvaneck]

okay this is the anthology and it’s entirely written by queer authors and inspired by the stories of real queer teens in history and it’s the most wholesome and epic thing I’ve read in a long while

[biandlesbianliterature]

[image description: The cover of All Out: The No-Longer Secret Stories of Queer Teens Throughout the Ages edited by Saundra Mitchell]

[gravywheels]

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

[crowsent]

op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it

[mybulletsurlove]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[aethosial-moved-deactivated2021]

black people, please take care of yourselves. please take care of your health. please take care of your mind. please take care of your spirit.

i understand if your soul is not at peace. i understand if you are exhausted. just, please take care of yourselves in these dark, hateful times and surround yourself with people who understand why.

[zealousartisantimemachine-blog]

The woman in this orchestra is playing an instrument called *Theremin:*…. it is a…. *quantum instrument that is played only with the energy of the hands.* Only three countries in the world have music schools where one can learn to play the Theremin. Russia, Japan and Ireland. It’s a beautiful sound! Theremin was invented by *Leon Theremin*, a Russian who in 1920 introduced him to Vladimir Ilich Ulíanov, aka Lenin, and was impressed by its sound. He sent 600 pieces and sent Leon to the world to make him known. It is an *instrument that forms a magnetic field and is played without being touched.* It almost sounds like the human voice.

[shmu-h]

I got tired of never seeing love stories that reminded me of myself. so I made one. for myself.

[shmu-h]

can y’all stop reblogging this/responding to this with “this is so unrealistic?” I literally made it because it reminds me of myself and my relationship, and I see a handful of people saying that it reminds them of themselves and their relationships. I know being trans/queer can make dating and finding love seem impossible, but part of that is because nobody is making media about us and our relationships, hence why I drew this.

My partner loves me for who I am, but more importantly I love me for who I am, queer as fuck, and I know that if he didn’t respect me the way I wanted him to, there are literally so many good people in the world who would. I am perfect and lovable and valuable not in spite of being queer but because of it, and so are you. 

[yassmines]

yearning 🥺

[hideur-pickle-jars]

Bitches will really stumble on a feral cryptid in the middle of the forest, look it dead in the eye, and three weeks later they’ll be meeting up with it every night at 3 am to share chicken nuggets.

That’s me…I’m bitches.

[homuras]

Isabelle ⋆ しずえ ✩ Animal Crossing: New Horizons

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Same man!

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Finally a Japanese man that gets some heat

[anarchosurfism]

You can tell by his wife’s face that this man fucks

[andrew-jackedson]

Actually you can tell by this man’s paternity leave that he fucks

[belladonnix]

I don't know who needs to hear this right now but...

Having a 5 minute shower when you haven't had one in 4 days is better than not having one at all.

Brushing your teeth for 36 seconds is better than not brushing them at all.

It's okay to not feel okay, especially if your life has been turned upside down in these past few weeks. Staying inside can really damage someone's mental health. Try and get out into the garden or just sit outside your building with a nice beverage and appreciate the outside.

Stay safe doesn't just mean stay indoors.

Peace and love,

Your local bog cryptid. Xoxo

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

[radiant-array]

my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron’s production team saw some shit

[bojanglerwrangler]

I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Jimmy Neutron as an animator and said it was basically a fever dream

[ingridverse]

I think we need a documentary/oral history about the making of Jimmy Neutron.

[blurrymango]

I need to know as much as I can.