WELCOME

To the shitpost zone

[again-please]

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

[lucretia-enthusiast]

reblog if you’re a DM and:

- don’t care about rations

- don’t care about encumbrance

- don’t care about walking speed

- rarely care about combat distance

- don’t care about sleep

- don’t care about travel time

- don’t care about spell components

i wanna know how many other lazy nerds are out there.

[wormpretzal]

i made some sharks im bored hhhhh

[wormpretzal]

people really like these boys huh?

[wormpretzal]

I made more because i have no self control

[wormpretzal]

hey.

i got a surprise for you

[podle5]

These are pretty much the best sharks ever.

[aeskellic-deactivated20200813]

Me during quarantine.

[pancake-gremlin]

Aizawa: I don’t suck at anything but apple sauce pouches

Mic: You sure about that-

Aizawa blushing in front of his students: Why-

[crushingthebinary]

So I just found this very cool tool for previewing a new pronoun set (and chosen name, if you so wish!) and I think it’s definitely worth a look if you’re in the midst of a pronoun dilemma as so many of us are. 

I repeat: this is really cool. Totally rad. Check it out.

[pancake-gremlin]

[pancake-gremlin]

Aziraphale: Crowley, Dear, imagine a biblical themed restaurant called the ‘Garden of Eatin’

Crowley: One of the menu items should be ‘the forbidden fruit’ so when anyone orders it, they get thrown out

Aziraphale: Crowley, my dear, no-

[pancake-gremlin]

Logan: How are you feeling dear?

Patton: Grab a snack and grab a seat cause I’m about to have a mental breakdown

Logan: Would cookies be a sufficient snack? And would you like some?

Patton:...yes please

[curaete]

[pancake-gremlin]

“Oh look! I survived! I love it when I do that”

-Leo Valdez, probably

[pancake-gremlin]

“Nothing goes better with a lie than a suit and a bow tie”

-Deceit, probably

[pancake-gremlin]

Nico: *goes to hug Will*

Will, swatting Nico away: I am a southern lady, get your perverted paws off me

[pancake-gremlin]

Will, teaching Nico to sing: Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do

Nico, singing while blushing: Do Re Mi Fa S-

Percy, singing horribly off-key: SOL-AN-GEL-O

[pancake-gremlin]

No one:

Percy Jackson:

[pancake-gremlin]

Edna Mode

Patton: *making Roman his new outfit*

Roman: Ooooo, can I have a CAPE THIS TIME

Patton: Are you kidding me? Thunderhead, November 15th, cape snagged on a missile. NO CAPES!

Virgil: Madonna, 2015,Dancer stands on cape, NO CAPES!

Roman: *eyes widen*