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[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[onedirectiom]

Who’s to say that young girls who like pop music – short for popular, right? – have worse musical taste than a 30-year-old hipster guy? That’s not up to you to say. Music is something that’s always changing. There’s no goal posts. Young girls like the Beatles. You gonna tell me they’re not serious? How can you say young girls don’t get it? They’re our future. Our future doctors, lawyers, mothers, presidents, they kind of keep the world going. Teenage-girl fans – they don’t lie. If they like you, they’re there. They don’t act ‘too cool.’ They like you, and they tell you. Which is sick.

Harry Styles, spilling the truth (via soloharrysaved2017)

[gifmovie]

[junior-spesh-deactivated2020011]

this is disgusting

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”

[southern-sheepdog-deactivated20]

I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon

[rubyrubyroooo]

Having all kinds of fun in the snow! ❄️

[alanmorlock]

[theproblematicblogger]

Do you love the color of the sky

[theonethatisperstephone]

Can this be the new one

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

This ruined me as a person

[parmerjohn]

I felt like I was high but I wasn’t…

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

this is unholy

[powerfulwizard]

Way to fight capitalism: take the urls for sequels of movies before they come out

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[louises-belcher]

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[half-deaf-problems-deactivated2]

but Cosmo was the one that was pregnant, so….

[jetgrindvizio]

[leplastiquedick]

[threesideddream]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

heheheh talk about a childhood RUINED!!! am i right viewers!!!??

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

This post is a shit show

[hoodieistheshit]

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

most romantic songs ever written

when you look me in the eyes - jonas brothers

[illustratedtextposts]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

[hashtagloveloses]

so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically a dog whisperer, so every customer’s dog loves him (even ones that are usually “dangerous”). recently, my family’s little poodle elphie died from breast cancer, and it really hit my dad hard. he doesn’t show his emotions outwardly but it’s been really tough for him lately. apparently, he went to this one regular customer’s house that has a big black lab, a pedigree dog that they use for breeding. usually the dog is really friendly with him, but this time he got there and the dog was howling and whimpering, and ran right up to him and started nuzzling into his lap. he started talking to her owner, and she talked about how the dog just had puppies, and because she’s a regular customer she knew my family had a dog, too, so she asked about elphie. my dad had to tell her that elphie just died, and he got a little choked up. as he talked about our dog, the lab noticed and started to nuzzle and push him, and him and the owner were really confused, so he let the dog push him. she ended up leading him to her newborn puppies and pushing him to hold them. the owner was really surprised because the dog wouldn’t even let HER near the puppies, let alone touch them. somehow this dog knew my dad was hurting for our dog and wanted to make him feel better by being with other dogs. i’ve just…never heard of anything so pure in my life.

[jojisthings]

[ahsadler]

every day we walk further from god’s light

[maurypovichofficial]

but what’s rrrrrrreally laughable what’s rrrrrrrrrrreally a knee slapper what rrrrrrrrrreally has me gagged…is that people are saying La La Land is the best musical when High School Musical (2006) Dir. Kenny Ortega has been out for over 10 years now 

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,