You know, funny story: Thereās this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and sheās like, āOh my god, Iām at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.ā Iām like, āWhat?ā Sheās like, āThereās a poster, thereās a Falcon poster at Michaels.ā Iām like, āHoly s**t!ā Sheās like, āIām gonna come and pick you up, and weāre gonna see your poster in this store.ā So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and Iām like, āOh, this isā¦.ā Sheās like, āI know, I know.ā I said, āIām gonna sign these posters.ā I was like, āThat would be amazing, you buy a poster and itās like, actually signed by the Falcon.ā Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And sheās like, āIām gonna take a picture of you signing it.ā
Iām in this store and Iām signing all the posters. The manager comes out, heās like, āHey, whatcha doing?ā I was like, āOh man, Iām signing these posters so when people buy āem, theyāre signed.ā Heās like, āWell, people are not gonna buy āem if theyāre signed.ā And I was like, āNo, no, no, itās cool. Iām pretty sure there wonāt be a problem.ā And he goes, āYeah, but it is gonna be a problem, youāre messinā up my inventory.ā And Iām like, āNo, my man, trust me. I mean, Iām the Falcon, thatās me!ā And he goes, āYeah, right. Youāre gonna buy those posters.ā I said, āWhat?ā Heās like, āYouāre gonna buy all those posters or Iām gonna call the police.ā
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.