[pandops]

[angelicdewdrop]

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[fairycosmos]

music songs and lyrics. its just unbelievable

[fairycosmos]

theres even talk of albums. performances

[kirikomamura]

[sweetredapples]

it’s 2026 i think it’s high time we left mind-body dualism behind us as a species. let’s go into 2027 with the full understanding that we are our bodies and that our consciousness cannot be separated from them thank you

[sweetredapples]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[kosmogrl]

[loveridden1999]

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[dryshawarma]

Do you hate children yes or no

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Yes

[aletheyass]

Marx did not say that you have to 'jerk it'

were you there?

[anglaised]

our economy is literally held up by ruining other countries i just cant take this serious like its all a joke a nastyyyyy joke and then on top of that i have to share the planet with ppl who call themselves hufflepuffs

[lovinglifeandallitsflaws]

How dare you lump hufflepuffs with the evils of this world.

[anglaised]

yeah im sure u would think this

[probuccalfat]

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

[probuccalfat]

like i’m actually so sick of it i’m two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you don’t have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you don’t need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!

[throathole]

This is the most important post ever made on reddit

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good