Clinomaniac

Sabrina | 22 | London | Ravenclaw 80% a mess, 20% bad jokes 🎓BSc + MSc Biomedicine 💭Dentist-in-training

[pandoras-monster]

Check. One. Two. Three. ❤️

Hi!

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[keybladesoras]

A TRUE BROMANCE!

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[zaddybonglegs-deactivated202305]

This video slaps

[unclefather]

[cerberusjam]

[bong-pisser]

Ugh there really is a John Mulaney gif for everything isn’t there

[elven-child]

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

[patrickat]

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

[sunshineysprinkles]

[shegiles]

(good save)

[sashayed]

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

[kaity--did]

Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer.

Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades’ pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood.

[kaity--did]

The hellion on trial

[slugshi]

Imagine your OTP

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[wlwlovingloki-deactivated202005]

@green-cryptid

[valinaraii]

UK: sings.

Countries from the EU:

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

[callmesnake72-deactivated202407]

Hero

[skeleton-jack]

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

[bigmeansweatydyke]

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

[drawsmaddy]

lupin: *sits bolt upright* oh sHIT i’m late for school!

lupin: …oh wait, i’m 33 *lays back down*

lupin: *shoots back up* i’M THE TEACHER

[thegreatwides0mewhere]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]