Living on a tangent line.

Not a DJ. Maybe a little bit crazy.

[hgedits]

On the road to hell there was a railroad car...

[viralfrog]

[parentheticalaside]

My mom has told me about this video multiple times. It seems to define parenting for her. I get it now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Weeeeee

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[sivavakkiyar]

[skopostheorie]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

their relationship was just right

[ambersephone]

we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[midnightinjapan]

This tag deserves a spotlight

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Everyone go make excessive use of your local library's generous lending policies to borrow my books and read them for free. Thank you libraries.

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[enki2]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[json-derulo]

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[covid-safer-hotties]

How effective are face masks at stopping the spread of flu?

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[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[jackklinemybeloved]

saw a lot of people talking about how they wanted more city council of darkness, so I will humbly recommend the other vampire d20 season: coffin run! here’s some stuff you’ll also find in coffin run if you liked it in ccod:

vampires. duh. (but seriously, similarly goofy and fun vampire shenanigans)

werewolves who are much cooler than the vampires

zac oyama! again playing a vampire of low intelligence who kind of figures it out by the end? eventually? squing is kind of like if zaeth was an ugly nosferatu with a baby head

eleventh hour canon gay romance with an npc

anticolonialist messages kinda

cool lighting effects when the elder vampire npc talks

other reasons to watch coffin run:

jasmine bhullar! such a good dm. there’s a reason she got brought back for d20 on a bus, she absolutely earned her place among legendary DMs

battle sets! Well-designed fights on an all black and white sets which is a fun style choice. the final battle is iconic

props! everyone at the table has so much fun with them. also comes into play for the final battle in a delicious way.

izzy roland playing a mad scientist who hasn’t been outside in nearly a decade. he’s not a vampire he’s just Like That.

generally such a fun vibe and SUCH an incredible cast, Carlos Luna and Erika Ishii are also amazing here (Erika’s tribute to Anna May Wong is great and May is a great character in her own right; Carlos brings a lot of humor to his character but also a lot of depth)

anyway. watch coffin run !!! happy vampire summer

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[oifaaa]

Imagine being the avatar that single handedly saved the world several times and brought back the whole air bender population from the brink of extinction and some cunt still has the nerve to say "the previous avatar let us down" Korra should have ended the world sooner