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🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

Yo dude who is that guy

Idk man I’m getting nervous

DO NOT BE AFRAID

I SAID NOT TO BE AFRAID

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

I mean its kinda hard to not be afraid when your yelling.

Ouuuu shiiiiiii 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LOOKING AT!!!

Oh hi there!

IM SORRY I SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN MAD

#my bad gorgeous nonbinary angel

It’s okay man I started it

It’s a fair response

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

Yo dude who is that guy

Idk man I’m getting nervous

DO NOT BE AFRAID

I SAID NOT TO BE AFRAID

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

I mean its kinda hard to not be afraid when your yelling.

Ouuuu shiiiiiii 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LOOKING AT!!!

Oh hi there!

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

Yo dude who is that guy

Idk man I’m getting nervous

DO NOT BE AFRAID

I SAID NOT TO BE AFRAID

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

I mean its kinda hard to not be afraid when your yelling.

Ouuuu shiiiiiii 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Hey so this might be weird but a creature that stole my friends voice and likeness is chasing me down. Do you have any tips on how to fight it?

That could be a multitude of different creatures! How exciting! Where are you in the world?

I'm in north america right now but I might go somewhere else to try and escape. Maybe Brazil cause thats where people usually go to hide after a violent crime which seems appropriate cause that thing killed people and I'm pretty sure thats illegal.

Is it your fault that it killed people?

I wouldn't say its my fault I just ran faster than they did.

Then why would you need to flee somewhere for a violent crime?

Anyway- where in North America?

Sorry I had to flee again. Im running from the thing and the police.

Why do you need the specifics. Whats next my social security, my mother's maiden name, a hundred dollars! Your asking to many questions.

Well you gave a very vague description! I don’t know what the creature is!

Well you should have said that! The creatures about 5'10, has short shagy brown hair. At first glance you cant tell if there a boy of a girl. And they have a really awkward look to them like they don't understand social cues.

…is this the creature in the form of your friend?

Yes it is. She describes me this way to a man she's never met. and during pride month too.

Hey so this might be weird but a creature that stole my friends voice and likeness is chasing me down. Do you have any tips on how to fight it?

That could be a multitude of different creatures! How exciting! Where are you in the world?

Is it your fault that it killed people?

I wouldn't say its my fault I just ran faster than they did.

Then why would you need to flee somewhere for a violent crime?

Anyway- where in North America?

Sorry I had to flee again. Im running from the thing and the police.

Why do you need the specifics. Whats next my social security, my mother's maiden name, a hundred dollars! Your asking to many questions.

Well you gave a very vague description! I don’t know what the creature is!

I think he meant the original creature and not what it looks like now that it's stolen my face. Also you don't have to be so mean about my description...

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Please stop calling me your best friend. We're barely even friends. Also why would you message me on that app and not here?

(Ooc: thats not a real app right?)

We are the best of all best friends <3 and it's for a secret convo that involves secrets so we obvi have to talk there

(And yes its real also I didn't know that we were in character till now I just thought you were being MEAN TO ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE)

Fine we're "friends". Can you give me a vague hint about the secrets. Please 🙏

(I am not always mean to you. Im so supportive of you and you treat me this way.😢)

Yes yes yes of course my pal. My friend. My companion. The convo that is secret and will always be secret is in regards to that man you welded into a metal box and dropped into the great michigan lakes last summer

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh then why didnt you say so 😊. You can tell him where I am. I have traps set for him already.

I didn't wanna air your secrets out for any random tumblr user to see which is why I needed your Jeremy Renner account but as long as you're okay with it!

Oh yeah, its all cool I dont care. But thanks for telling me now I can set phase 2 of my plan in motion 😄. Try to keep a little distance from him things are gonna get messy.

Quick question what do I do if he starts rolling around on the ground and screaming like he's getting phantom pains? He's acting like a freakshow rn if I'm being honest

That means its started. Yay. Keep some distance and enjoy the show theres about to be so cool red fireworks.

To anyone stumbling across this conversation:

We are friends! I am not tormenting Chayanne!

Chayanne did not weld someone into a metal box and drop them into a lake! That is illegal!

The Jeremy Renner app is a real thing and you should watch Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden's video on it <3

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Please stop calling me your best friend. We're barely even friends. Also why would you message me on that app and not here?

(Ooc: thats not a real app right?)

We are the best of all best friends <3 and it's for a secret convo that involves secrets so we obvi have to talk there

(And yes its real also I didn't know that we were in character till now I just thought you were being MEAN TO ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE)

Fine we're "friends". Can you give me a vague hint about the secrets. Please 🙏

(I am not always mean to you. Im so supportive of you and you treat me this way.😢)

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh then why didnt you say so 😊. You can tell him where I am. I have traps set for him already.

I didn't wanna air your secrets out for any random tumblr user to see which is why I needed your Jeremy Renner account but as long as you're okay with it!

Oh yeah, its all cool I dont care. But thanks for telling me now I can set phase 2 of my plan in motion 😄. Try to keep a little distance from him things are gonna get messy.

Quick question what do I do if he starts rolling around on the ground and screaming like he's getting phantom pains? He's acting like a freakshow rn if I'm being honest

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Please stop calling me your best friend. We're barely even friends. Also why would you message me on that app and not here?

(Ooc: thats not a real app right?)

We are the best of all best friends <3 and it's for a secret convo that involves secrets so we obvi have to talk there

(And yes its real also I didn't know that we were in character till now I just thought you were being MEAN TO ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE)

Fine we're "friends". Can you give me a vague hint about the secrets. Please 🙏

(I am not always mean to you. Im so supportive of you and you treat me this way.😢)

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Oh then why didnt you say so 😊. You can tell him where I am. I have traps set for him already.

I didn't wanna air your secrets out for any random tumblr user to see which is why I needed your Jeremy Renner account but as long as you're okay with it!

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Please stop calling me your best friend. We're barely even friends. Also why would you message me on that app and not here?

(Ooc: thats not a real app right?)

We are the best of all best friends <3 and it's for a secret convo that involves secrets so we obvi have to talk there

(And yes its real also I didn't know that we were in character till now I just thought you were being MEAN TO ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE)

Fine we're "friends". Can you give me a vague hint about the secrets. Please 🙏

(I am not always mean to you. Im so supportive of you and you treat me this way.😢)

I don't know what you talking about I would never do that. But hypothetically if I did (and I didn't) you arn't gonna snitch. Right my bestie, my buddy, my pal.

No of course not! We're friends! I'm just telling you that you need to practice welding more because he did manage to break out and he is trying to get information out of me on where you live

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Please stop calling me your best friend. We're barely even friends. Also why would you message me on that app and not here?

(Ooc: thats not a real app right?)

We are the best of all best friends <3 and it's for a secret convo that involves secrets so we obvi have to talk there

(And yes its real also I didn't know that we were in character till now I just thought you were being MEAN TO ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE)

Fine we're "friends". Can you give me a vague hint about the secrets. Please 🙏

(I am not always mean to you. Im so supportive of you and you treat me this way.😢)

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Please stop calling me your best friend. We're barely even friends. Also why would you message me on that app and not here?

(Ooc: thats not a real app right?)

We are the best of all best friends <3 and it's for a secret convo that involves secrets so we obvi have to talk there

(And yes its real also I didn't know that we were in character till now I just thought you were being MEAN TO ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS ARE)

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

You said you would blend me into a fine paste. Unprompted. That was the first thing you said to me! Also you never said what the Jeremy Renner app was.

It's an app that Jeremy Renner made that is basically instagram if only Jeremy Renner could post on it and also instead of liking images you can send stars that you only get through in-app purchases

It's the perfect website to have a secret convo on with my bestest friend who I am kind to always even though I want to be meaner and want to threaten her more

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

I dont know if I would go that far. We're acquaintances at best.

I can't believe you would say that to me.

Can't even threaten people once on this website without them flipping out on you ugh

Hey. We can't talk here. Meet me on the Jeremy Renner app.

What is the Jeremy Renner app? Why are you acting like you like me you threatened me the last time we talked. 😥

Oh c'mon we're pals. Buddies. Friends, even.

Okay bill won't answer my question so now it's your job to decide what I irresponsibly spend my money on. Do I buy a gift for my friend, a bunch of dumb little things for myself, or do I buy a gun. I'm considering the gun because I'm actively being hunted and its destroyed all my other means of defense.

Up to you tho!

Can I ask about the being hunted thing.

Yes but it isn't all that big of a deal so don't fret over it

Ah.. I don’t know..?