my name means opera

German shepherds and tattoos

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[keeper-of-the-flames]

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Omfg XD

I love the judges faces like “What is happpppeeennniiiing”

[garrettauthor]

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK

[love]

[kristmarian-deactivated20220318]

“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”

[mysharona1987]

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[meanmediummode]

Orem police department said FUCK BLUE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

[bled]

via weheartit

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[ahoeforbirds]

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

[distortiondevil]

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

[lilnightwing]

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[90sthots-deactivated20181217]

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[translatedpet]

[minerva-is-a-robot]

*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

[sm64mario]

[bob-belcher]

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.