[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[mszombi]

This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful

[kaliforhnia]

Where ya goin bitch

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Yall: struggling to open your 3rd eye

Me: activates my 4th testicle

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[starscream-moved-blog]

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

[racefaker]

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

[the-lemon-is-in-play]

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

[yxng-pvpi]

I’m dead

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[shaolinbynature]

when they announced her name and she waltzed up to the mic stand the way she did………..we should have known we were about to witness the most disastrous moment of 2018

[fuocogo]

Watch this be the last publically performed anthem before this country collapses.

[squidyword]

Found this, you’re welcome, whoever you are.

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

[leatheresque-deactivated2018010]

Yeah….. Except I’m an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.

Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

[returnoftheradfems]

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[panic-atthedeadline]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Bernie wild for this one

[cryptiddies]

here’s how Bernie can still win

[antiocial]

[psy-faerie]