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heart shaped bestie necklaces that say āi hope you dieā āi hope we both dieā
So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.
Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like āyou work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.āand then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.
So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.
LOVE taking my glasses off after a long day. Hell yes...watercolors.
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one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but iāve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like itās actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england
They just meant it didnāt have lime in it
sprite has lime in it wym
honestly only americans who have been to england or australia or new zealand understand the frustration.Ā Also you literally canāt even explain to them what real lemonade is. they simply donāt get it
iām actually not american i just have functioning taste buds. but GOD HONESTLY likeĀ āsprite is a type of lemonade because it has lemon flavouring in it!ā no. go to jail. lemonade does not have lime and corn syrup in it, and itās not carbonated. thatās not a sweet refreshing summer beverage, itās canned sadness.Ā
These guys are honestly right. In Australia there is nothing that even closely resembles American ālemonadeā. Youād have to make it yourself. I only vaguely know how to make it from American cartoons and itās never sounded even slightly appetising. I guess itās like Vegemite. You have to grow up with it.
If youāre insinuating that lemonade is like vegemite than youāre an idiot that has never tried lemonade.Ā
GUYS.Ā
I donāt know about Australia, but I live in England, and thereās a CODE. There is a CODE you can use to make them understand you want ACTUAL LEMONADE and not SPRITE OR ITS COUSIN FROM ASDA.
You ready?
The code is:Ā āIs it like Fentimans?ā
Fentimans is literally the only UK-available company I know to produce actual lemonade. The Actual Lemonade is called Victorian Lemonade, and itās delicious, and they make an also-delicious Rose and Lemon variation. And most UK pub landlords and such will at least be aware of Fentimans (they provide a lot of mixers to pubs, and ginger beer), so when you ask if the lemonade isĀ ālike Fentimansā, theyāll know what you mean.
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Literally my favorite part of this movie is the fact that Kiki has like zero money during this scene but she buys this dumb lil cat mug anyway because her familiar was excited about it
i think the death note probably doesnt go by ālegalā name but rather the name you tie your identity and self image with, and it makes no sense for the death note to abide by laws constructed by humans anyway. so i think that if youre trans youre safe from light yagami because hes transphobic and wouldnt write your actual name in it even if it was life or death
this person gets it
The FUNNIEST part about this is that it implies that writing āLā into the Death Note very well could have worked depending on the level of identity he associates with it and he was too stupid to even try
his dadās a cop he doesnāt know how to think
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me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just saysĀ ābitch!ā in tiny little writingĀ
no no no, you donāt understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didnāt pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.
Iām starting to see why messengers were gettinā shot
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