[b0omhauer]

[paxamericana]

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

[paxamericana]

the gist of the joke is “when i look at the statue of liberty, i see all the things that make our country great [blah blah blah.] when donald trump looks at the statue of liberty he sees a 4. maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and the tablet.”

and this fucking moron is saying that the joke is funny because the statue of liberty looks like the number 4.

which is not what that joke is saying at ALL.

[paxamericana]

her follow-up to this joke was:

“you know what i think a good number for a woman is? forty five”

(because if she’s elected, she will be the forty fifth president)

and this dipshit on CNN is chuckling like “yeah, i think forty five is a good age too”

[weresehlat]

When sexists don’t understand they’re the butt of the joke because they’ve never heard a joke at their expense imo

[twitterlols]

[1985panties-deactivated20160426]

what the fuck

[3-small-dogs]

Im still convinced this entire movie was a mass hallucination

[silverinthelines-deactivated202]

kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…

[cocaineteas]

lmaoooo at Caitlyn being on the bed 

[samsaranmusing-deactivated20140]

Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

[lonelyinsomniac-deactivated2014]

A visitor.

[davesproot-deactivated20140614]

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

[mamasam]

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

[remmoran-kynvahl]

Thanks moon <3

[le-sad-demiurge]

Moon: YEET

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

The moon threw it away yay moon

[t-ycho]

the moon was having none  of it

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[localstarboy]

Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

[allcapsmadbitch]

bitch what the fuck

[doujinshi]

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

[chazzfox]

Ohhh my god

[spoco]

[raicchu-deactivated20180719]

i trust him 

[pearlmarley]

The only cop I trust

[dailyraccoons]

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[danielkanhai]

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

[sheriffsunshine]

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

[pinkharold]

Harry loves and has always loved 1D and their music.

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[fleuhrent]

The Signs as the Jonas Brothers

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

i deleted this post because i got kevin

[sa-likod-ng-mga-tala]

So I went to an art conference at my school. We discussed things there, like how colors can be very powerful and our subconscious picks up the subtlest of hints. Pixar’s UP was a very unforgettable example. The colors of UP had a lot to do with why we cried. You all know what I’m talking about, right??

Ellie’s death.

We were told that her color was pink. That’s why her hospital room had pinkish hue.

And the next scene had strong pink hues. He misses her. I think it’s got strong colors because of her personality.

Also, It’s like her presence is still lingering.

When he got home, only a small part of the frame (window on the right) has a pink hue as the sun is setting. By now, we know her presence is drifting away.

Mr. Fredricksen walks up the porch and goes into his house.

And when he shuts the door, the final frame looks like this:

Ellie is gone.

The entire frame is desaturated and cold because the warmth in Mr. Fredrickson’s life is gone.

And that’s another reason why this masterpiece is heart-wrenching. And that’s how powerful colors are in films.

[randobambo]

Thanks, I hate it!

[this-is-me-irl]