ellie

26 years young, she/her. i do fanfiction and craft cocktails. i'm trying to remember my neopets login. my twitter sabbatical lasted longer than expected. minors please DNI, sorry.

[rayj4ck]

[panicroomservice]

do blogs still need a theme, or can I just post pictures of cocktails and my dog and also rant about politics and swoon over doc holliday in wynonna earp

[doubleca5t]

honestly the funniest thing about the tumblr manscaped ads is that a company with "man" in its name selling a product for shaving your cock and balls decided to run a massive inescapable ad campaign on not only the social media site with the smallest male population, but also the only social media site where the majority of male users do not have testicles

[panicroomservice]

i logged in and saw the ads and thought i did something wrong

[ammadel]

i’m either “spends two whole weeks without saying a single word to anyone” or “talks a lot really fast because i’m excited/angry about something while no one understands what i’m saying”

[panicroomservice]

Hello I would like to go a while without saying any words, yes

[helen007900]

[panicroomservice]

Wow I love this

[flipphonegoth]

its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic

[nyabbycat]

everyone posting caps from this scene is leaving out the end so it’s time to face facts that she’s right you cowards and normalizing things through fiction and media has an impact on society whether it intends to or not

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[ehvenniser]

every Pisces ever:📢 NO📢 I'M ❕👉NOT👈📢 😭😰OVeR!SeNSiTiVE📢😊😳💤 oR😤💢😡👀 MaNiPULaTiVE📝 😧AnD 📢😱I DoN't📢💣 ACt 📢LiKE 🐍📢A📢❌😭👊 VICtIM!!! ❌📢👉NeVER👈!!!❌📢

[panicroomservice]

@hortonhearda

[panicroomservice]

Boyfriend: I saw something and thought you might know what it is - what's a vore fic?

Me: I hate that you would ask me that

[futchcassidy]

something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort

[56484235451325-deactivated20160]

*scoffs* ‘“Dark Lord” huh??? that just sounds to me like another way of saying you don’t have a REAL JOB.’

[panicroomservice]

I'm dying

[panicroomservice]

gryffindor quidditch team, at 3am: yeah but we need time to rest

Oliver Wood: TIME ⏰ TO REST ❓ 💤 🤔 ALL I KNOW 😤 IS ITS 👏 TIME 👏 TO 👏 GRIND 💪 💯 🔥 STOP THE QUAFFLE ☄️ CHASE MY DREAMS 🏆 🏃 💨 💯

[babyfairy]

y’all: *put all sorts of dick and balls and ass and whatnot on my dashboard at 3 in the afternoon*

me:

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

Bich I’m lonely as fuk

[lsleofskye]

[panicroomservice]

farmer: ur a peach

peach: thank

[houseofabrasax]