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20s ๑ he/they ๑ | header by @nonalimmen | if u post inc*st, block me.

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[featurefilms]

I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[mrsterlingeverything]

What is the age gap between you and your partner?

Single gang

1 year or less

~2 years

~3 years

~4 years

~5 years

~6 years

~7 years

~8 years

~9 years

~10 years

Over 10 years

Remaining time: 3 days 12 hours

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[vampiregirlestrogen]

its important to be a glasses girl

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[theblackparadeisalive]

quote from the prelude to "sleep" performed during my chemical romance's "long live the black parade" tour

instagram: (x)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right