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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

bigbosscangotohell

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

cripplingdepressioninhumanform

FALCON S U C C

thechristopherglen-deactivated2

I wonder when The Fray was writing “How to Save a Life” they knew that it would be used in every hospital/doctor TV series ever at some point.

stickbitxh

that glo up tho 🤤😱💦👅😩

imalreadymiserableatbest

kiwi

i kis u

smorch

pinkderek

pink guy says ‘’happiness is free when you free your mind’’.

hyomeow-deactivated20191006

Emo boy 🌸

ruinedchildhood

This is so cute 😍

wreck

Snapchat: lucasilha

sodomymcscurvylegs

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.] [AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

mjalti

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

lesbianvenom

mercutio was gay and i can prove it: he wasn’t a capulet or a montague , he just involved himself in the whole feud thing for the drama of it all

spoken-not-written-deactivated2

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

splendude

thank you osmosis jones

jordannwitt

My immune system tried to kill me though.

benito-cereno

Jordan just remember you had twenty five billion enemies trying to kill you and you’ve survived them all

jordannwitt

Take THAT you tiny goddamn sons of bitches.

tastefullyoffensive

93gal-deactivated20131124

Legitness!!

biinarykid

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks.