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“well jump into a barrel of nipples and come up sucking my thumb.”

- something a real customer said to me upon receiving the information that we had turned the coffee machine off for the day

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who else the cigarette with gender dyspjoria :(((((((

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let me paint you a picture…

fuck how do i explain what it looks like

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Granddad, who had one of the most extensive collections of Robin Hood related films, died last month. The 1200yr old Sherwood Oak said to have provided Hood himself with shelter pronounced dead just a few weeks later after not sprouting leaves for the first time this year. Thank you for waiting Oak.

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huh

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beanoculars

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“alexander bell should have been slaughtered at birth”

- my grandfather, entirely unprompted, immediately prior to the commencement of christmas dinner

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reviewing the notes app to see if i’ve dropped any bangers i’m unaware of

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establishing a safe corner of the internet to run to when i’m scared

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i could be less vague if i so decided