Whelp.

[notvoid]

[neotrances-deactivated]

taking turns kicking a turnip across the floor with coworkers the floor to pass time

[neotrances-deactivated]

manager larry confiscated the turnip v_v

[fuckyeah2000s]

[mystical-cast]

“Ultra-Marines Mr. Bond? How utterly predictable. I cast “Da Jump” and put my 30 Ork Boyz directly behind your lines. Now, will you save your reserves? Or put your tanks at the mercy of my Stompa? WAAAGH, Mr. Bond.”

[zvaigzdelasas]

Latin for “Happy Birthday America”! Reblog if you want to wish America a happy birthday too!!

[kyurem]

I’m here for the regular cock combo 🤠

[reasonandempathy]

[pantoxena]

why stop at weed

[slam-african]

Vessel in the Form of a Sleeping Dog, Teotihuacan, c.450–550, Saint Louis Art Museum: Arts of Africa, Oceania, and the Americas

https://www.slam.org/collection/objects/5612/

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[blackarachnya]

im going to go shower please watch the reactor core for me while im gone

[incognitomoustache]

[eclecticwiccan]

IMPORTANT

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that he was found shot to death in the desert despite the fact he was found wearing a bulletproof vest He had been shot once in the back of the head with a bullet from his pistol, which was lying beside him Had clipped a $2 bill inside his underwear 

[trollrider1111]

Who?

[trollrider1111]

The girl reading this 💘

[vital-dust]

[hitmontop]

[rejisol]

that one fucking concept art of the dragon age races that depicts dwarves like this:

you suck and i defy you

[rabdoidal]

this makes me violent <3

[pri-the-writer]

Calling all dragon age artists! Let’s see your interpretation of what dwarven women should look like!

[luccorvus]

Okay, here u go

[sapphim]

this feels like a good time to give a shoutout to Sophie Campbell’s dwarves [1] [2] [3]

[kylehasatumblr]

If dwarf genders aren’t portrayed as being indistinguishable to anyone except dwarves I don’t like it.

Meanwhile, final fantasy:

Male dwarf:

Female dwarf:

Male and female dwarves WITHOUT THEIR HELMETS:

[littlegoldfinchh]

Hey guys so I'm at a sleepover and I'm an early bird so I photoshopped Dolly Parton holding the Holy Moonlight Sword to pass some time

[cursed-and-haunted]

Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

[cursed-and-haunted]

I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak

[cursed-and-haunted]

God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing

[kineticpenguin]

Bold talk for someone in cannon range

[blackarachnya]

it cannot be overstated how much damage hamilton did to peoples brains not even saying this as a joke