west egg is about to be scrambled

25 | she/her | actuallyautistic

[greywarned]

[markovchaingang]

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

[punkrock-bottom]

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[lethalwizard]

while we’re at it “everywhere should have a bench” everywhere should also have a bubbler ☝️

[lethalwizard]

[lethalwizard]

@whiskybagel we should also have public bongs. for the children

[darkenedyeastextract]

baby needs smoko <- motto of americans misunderstanding our lingo

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[yadelah]

[emhidesart]

In honor of pride month and the iron lung movie being available to stream now, here’s some yurified Bloody Mary

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[aroace-ryland-grace]

more of plush book rocky because I love him

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[cookieekun]

[sharkfiinn]

bismuth breaks easy

[cloudabserk]

my long lost husband returned from space obsessed with and devoted to some kind of extremely fragile alien blob. which is fine, i guess. building it a biodome was kind of fun at least.

[puncertainty]

<3

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace