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I don't need to project my "just got to work and it's already fucking stupid here" headaches onto jon magnus archives because he's already like that.
Didnt get a lot of episodes done today but here we go!
Possessive
- MARTIN!!!
- They called him her ‘rat butler’????
- Aww, the statement giver is being so brave for their friend
- For a second i thought Maggie had turned the kid into a can of beans lmao. Okay shes just not eating the food.
- Hold on
- Did. Did she turn Gordon into newspaper?? Or she recreated him out of trash?
- She paper mache’d him and he became… her? Hmmmm
- Okay. She died with newspaper pulp in her lungs and insect legs (‘growths’) moving around inside her body. So. Another bug person? And gordon took her body… maybe he mummified her like she was trying to do for him? Or just fed her to the bugs. Maybe thats why theres so much junk… attracts the bugs… hmmmm….
- MELANIE!!!! Shes BACK- what do you mean she got shot??
- Assuming he somehow killed someone with a tobacco pipe… i LOVE Melanie jdjdjd
- ‘Which [sasha]’ EXACTLYYYY
- Poor Melanie :( i hope she finds jon
- ELIAS WATCHED GHOST HUNT???
- Why is he trying to hire her. Is this like the archival version of the section 31 team?? She knows too much so they have to absorb her??
- Martin trying and failing to stop her and get her statement… poor guy he tried so hard :(
Upon the stair
- Jons back! I love Martin but I do miss him <3
- I dont think you can use paper quality to determine age, but thats just me
- Off topicish but my godparents like a lot of weird/macarbre poems like that and they have the first verse of that poem on one of their bathroom tiles lol.
- I dont have much to say about this story but its intriguing. Its a cycle in which an entity tries to lure people into i presume the corridors/Michael’s domain, and if they address the entity directly they die and swap places. No one can ‘escape’ because theyre already dead, and sometimes i guess they dont trade places because i think the dad also became an entity? Interesting?
- Lmao Jon getting annoyed by the mixed messages about whether to interact with the entities or not
- Oh okay so its the spiral which is separate from Michael/the corridors, i think i forgot about that from the Leitner episode
- Its about them being people… that makes sense given. Yknow. Jon. And also Michael-with-the-lightning-scar.
- My assumption is Elias is sending them. He doesnt seem to think poorly of Jon and seems to want him back so im guessing hes sending them so idk. The archive work doesnt fall apart.
- Georgie has a date!! Lmao at Jon offering to get out and teasing her.
- #justiceforGeorgie’shungarianfood
- Melanie mentionn!!! Hopefully that means jon will come up and Melanie will visit him
- Lol at Jon being suspicious about Melanies new jobs… he knows!!
Realised i have a bunch of older TMA reactions i havent been posting over the past ~6 months so!! Heres a post to catch up:
Fatigue
- oh, Lydia. I’ve been there in the sleep deprivation that makes you confused.
- Magic ceiling fan??? I WAS thinking it was weird to have a ceiling fan in the uk
- God i couldnt imagine having a ‘sleep is overrated’ bilboard outside my flat when I’m struggling with insomnia. I think I’d kill somebody.
Hide and seek
- well. The title bodes well.
- Sorry there was a magnus archives boardgame??????? Not the point i know but. a board game??? And no one told me????????
- Ohhhh Martyn’s writing is actually really good!
- Awww they overwrote it :( BUT ALSO I WAS RIGHT!!!!
- It was not, in fact, blank.
Realised i have a bunch of older TMA reactions i havent been posting over the past ~6 months so!! Heres a post to catch up:
Fatigue
- oh, Lydia. I’ve been there in the sleep deprivation that makes you confused.
- Magic ceiling fan??? I WAS thinking it was weird to have a ceiling fan in the uk
- God i couldnt imagine having a ‘sleep is overrated’ bilboard outside my flat when I’m struggling with insomnia. I think I’d kill somebody.
After 8 years...I've finally finished season 1 of the Magnus Archives...I hope they all find new jobs soon (especially Martin).
(Part 2 tomorrow!)
Okay i took an unplanned break for a little while but its BACK TO THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES
save me, crawler scene from annihilation by jeff vandermeer
save me, magnus archives episode where that lady gets got by the buried on the train and just takes a nap
Mag071 -the underground!!!
Havent updated in a WHILE but I had my second root canal appointment the other week and naturally spent it listening to TMA, and I finally got round to formatting my notes, so here they are! Theyre a bit short bc i was somewhat preoccupied and had to write parts from memory dhsgagag
Underground
- Stuck on the underground with a dead phone and no music… the real horror
- Deciding to just sit there and chill because she cant do anything anyway is a moooood lol
- Ohhh… the train is being smushed and ‘eaten’ by the earth…
- The poor driver :(
- Fascinated by the fact she got out. AND that she still takes the tube. I wonder if she was ‘released’ for some reason? Maybe because she wasnt scared of dying?
- Aw, Jon’s worried about Sasha bc she takes the tube to work <3
- Somethings living down in the tunnels?? My instinct is to say Sasha, but actually she’s been seen to leave so maybe not. Hmmm. I doubt Michael or any of the other things need to eat, though. Maybe its one of the workers- or Elias- something related to them not being able to leave. Or Jon’s fully losing it and leaving stuff behind and forgetting about it?
Takeaway
- They’re arresting Rayner????
- ‘Probably’ a cannibal. Okay.
- I actually agree with his point about cannibilism being wrong more because of the murder than the concept, lol. I wouldnt eat human meat because I’m a picky eater but i think conceptually its not. Idk. As immoral. Its just A Thing.
- Low-key racist sent me lmaoo
- Tom Hahn back again
- More meat, and the regeneration, are both fascinating, but I can’t quite figure out what it means. Maybe whatever thing wants the meat allows the regeneration in order to have a permanant meat source?
- It does seem to point to the thing following tom to the meat processing plant though
Police Lights
- Basira!!!
- Shadow people… like the way the creatures are sometimes shadows (like with Graham)? Is Rayner turning people in the cult INTO these creatures??? Or just somehow their thing with absorbing light gets so far that they end up becoming shadows??
- The kid :(
- The cathedral? 👀
- he was… blinding people???
- Interesting. I do NOT think its the last chapter on Rayner. I also dont think its the end of the tapes, though I’m not sure how John would get them now- but they feel too relevant to end.
- Jon thinking that someone tipped them off and it wasnt Rayner or any of the cops there… HMM. Maybe someone at the institute, but they dont seem overly friendly with cops.
- I figured i was supposed to recognise natalie ennis’ name so i did some digging and yes, she’s mentioned in the first episode that brings up the cult (mag025) as the roommate who gets sucked in. Interesting.
My designs for the og tma crew! I haven't properly drawn tma in so long...
Stuck doing the Bad Jobs in the warehouse at work which means YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
My headphones are dying oh noooo. On my knees begging them to survive till my break.
Manager just came past and told me Im not allowed headphones in wahhhh
Stuck doing the Bad Jobs in the warehouse at work which means YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
My headphones are dying oh noooo. On my knees begging them to survive till my break.
Stuck doing the Bad Jobs in the warehouse at work which means YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Also i only have one row left on the section of crochet i’ve been doing so it should be finished by tomorrow! Woo!!!!
Turns out I actually miscounted and added an extra row today and I refuse to frog it so now I guess i have to add an extra row to the other side.
Also i only have one row left on the section of crochet i’ve been doing so it should be finished by tomorrow! Woo!!!!
Got through a few episodes at work today and another tonight! I kind of desperately want to listen to another one but im SO tired so it’ll have to wait :(
The tale of a field hospital
- leaked statements? 👀
- Statement giver sees himself as Banksy I think, lol
- Jonathan is sure getting a lot of mileage out of the word ‘allegedly’ here lol
- “As he passed away for the second time, I implored him to stay that way. He said, ‘But doctor, I am such a restless man.’” <- that is an INCREDIBLE line
- Okay, so… Amhurst has to be Pestilance, right? In hand with War appearing in the other story about WW2 soldiers, and multiple iterations of death appearing in the story about games. Interesting, interesting.
- Poor guy just wanted to make cool art and deliver something interesting to the institute :( blood poisoning is an awful way to go.
- Sorry, John Amhurst?? (Frantically flipping through my notes) Who????? I need to make a full like board of everything and everyone I swear.
- Multiple iterations of pestilance… multiple iterations of death… interesting!!!
- Ooooh the echoing sound in the tunnels is fun
- Sasha??
- She looked too tall, huh? Would you say, almost, distorted? 👀
Thought for the day
- Martin?? FINALLY I’ve missed him :(
- Aw Martin’s sus about Tom. Smart!
- Ohh John sounds suddenly very sad about Martin being worried about him and agreeing with Tim :(
- Also i was thinking about Tim last night. I miss him. I didnt realise how much I enjoyed even the possibility of their fun friendship lol
- Uh oh. Failed science experiment linked to spiders???
- Why is it always spiders. Why am i listening to this in spider season. There are spiders in my bedroom :(
- The students are making a human… web…???
- This episode is DELIGHTFULLY creepy
- What do you mean Annabelle is still out there?????
- Tacking “…according to Martin” on the end of his explanation shshagga LET THE GUY LIIIIIIVE!!!
- “I cannot help but wonder how many cobwebs might be found in their own homes” is a fascinating comment from Jonathan. Especially given the season 1 episode where some guy died choking on ‘organic matter’ and covered in cobwebs and Jonathan was like ‘well, I’m sure that’s unrelated to him being stalked by a ghost spider. Anyway.’
- Jonathan being scared of going back to the tunnels :( Jonathan being sad that he cant ask his friends for help because hes still paranoid about them :(:( wahhhh
Book of the dead
- from the title alone: another Leitner book? Potentially one focused on death rather than pestilance like the last episode but that might be me being a bit too derivative
- Pop OFF statement giver lshsjhdgd
- “Asshole… not that I want to speak ill of the dead”
- If this is a Leitner book, bequeathing it to your ‘friend-who-you-secretely-(mutually)-hate’ is actually kind of iconic dhdhhs. Really getting the last laugh in here
- A list of deaths throughout history… maybe a list of people who took on deaths mantle?
- Oh, theyre like 5-10 years apart at most… hm… too quick for Death then
- Ah, the inevitablility of death.
- The deaths are getting closer to him :(
- Ope he directly mentioned that dhdhsh
- Interesting, not a Leitner. Adding evidence to the idea that Leitner is collecting them… maybe he was trying to keep them safe, maybe he was making an archive. I suspect he’s related to Mary Key, through more than her just liking his books/them exchanging books.
- Gertrude tore up the book of Soloman in the basement? … does the basement somehow negate the thing with supernatural books being indestructible? Or maybe just that room? Or Gertrude knew how to set up some kind of… neutralising field? Much to think about
I wanna listen to more TMA while I’m on break but I forgot my headphones at home wahhhhhh