Marleau's WAG

Jods / 30 / UK I'm addicted to That Gay Hockey Show™️ (sometimes I talk about actual hockey, too.) ao3: paperclouds

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Heated Rivalry ll S01EP05

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baby boy 🥺💜

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CONNOR STORRIE for VMAN Magazine

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ilya's back appreciation post

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Hudcon Week 2026 | Day 3: Favorite Outfit/Look | 🌈

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The Commune in every episode: 1x01 → Pilot

Look at these guys. You know what? We're gonna be good.

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Cliff's trade to Ottawa definitely comes with its share of awkward moments as Cliff learns to exist casually in a space occupied by Shane Hollander but Cliff does eventually adjust and comes to like Shane. Like, the guy is definitely what Cliff's grandma would call 'squirrelly' but Cliff's grandma had also never shown any meaningful sign that she truly believed that the Cold War was over, so. Grains of salt.

So it's not super weird when Shane texts him and asks him to meet at a nearby coffee shop

(Shane: Hi Marleau, this is Shane Hollander-Rozanov, I was wondering if we could meet at [copy-pasted Google Maps link] so that I can talk to you about Ilya's birthday

Cliff: 👍

Ilya, later: Can I spit on it

Cliff: Later baby I have plans with your man

Ilya: Lol.

Ilya, later when Shane actually leaves to 'meet someone': You will never satisfy him.)

Anyway the point of all of this is Cliff walks into a coffee shop that takes itself a little too seriously and sits down across from Shane who already has a little notebook in front of him with a black coffee.

After brief greetings and after Cliff orders his own coffee (They are all named after Canadian cities. It's a really pretentious coffee shop) he sits down and Shane immediately says, "I was wondering if you could tell me some of the things that you and Ilya did when you went to Paris together."

Cliff's mind implodes.

"Uh."

"I've never been and I want to do something to make up for the fact that our thirtieth birthdays were kind of overshadowed by," Shane gestures expansively to euphamistically refer to the whole outing-to-marriage ordeal of last spring and summer. "And he's mentioned that you guys went to Paris together back in 2014 to celebrate your Cup win. Did he enjoy it? Or do you think he wouldn't want to go back?"

"Uh," says Cliff as he frantically texts Ilya under the table. "Yeah. He loved it."

(COME GET YOUR MAN BIG DAWG THIS IS NOT A DRILL.)

"Great!" Shane clicks his pen. "What did you guys do while you were there?"

"Uh. We...ate out."

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Cliff teaches Ilya the prayer he says to St. Anthony when you lose things (Tony Tony please come down something’s lost that can’t be found) and now ilya walks around the house like

“TONY, you motherfucker, I need my KEYS! WHERE ARE MY KEYS TONY”

[24x81]

ilya: do you like girls

shane, still leaking lube and cum out of his asshole: is this a trick question.

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Hudson Williams attending Bell Media Upfronts (June 4th, 2026)

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hollanov + "we"

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grabby hands at this man rn

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always almost

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CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY — 1.01: Rookies

[24x81]

young writers in fandom will never understand the audacity we all had to be writing gratuitous smut on the shared family computer like your dad wouldn't click through to your untitled folder. i once printed my wincest smut out on my family printer and took it to school to edit and my mom found it when she was cleaning out my backpack. do any of you understand the lightning speed with which i had to in real time save myself. i don't think I did but at least she didn't ask any more questions

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