I'm probably procrastinating

◇ 29 ◇ She/Her ◇ Enjoys villains, lunatics, and generally chaotic characters ◇ Lives in a pile of books ◇

[vintage-tigre]

[glumshoe]

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

[glumshoe]

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

[mythopoetry]

This is the most American post I have ever seen

[glumshoe]

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

piss planet

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[daysuntildoctorwhoisback]

[alarmingly large number]

[cameoappearance]

#rip. (via falselyprofound)

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen]

so we just never dealt with the master in the tooth then he just went there and is just there now

[vsemily]

[angel-derangement]

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

ⓘ Fact Check

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[angel-derangement]

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

[tforthetea]

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

[phyrexian-lootbug]

Tumblr has fact checking?

[tforthetea]

apparently???

[angel-derangement]

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

[angel-derangement]

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

[ozempicofficial]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[depsidase]

[just-try-and-stop-mee]

Lies, greed and exploding crockpots: How PE firm Cornell Capital’s purchase of Instant Brands went very wrong

Trustee Alan Halperin seeks to recover at least $400 million for Instant Brand creditors

It was private equity that sunk instapot, just like Joann’s and toysrus

[depsidase]

[preserving-tiktok]