PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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Claire Keane
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
Mike Driver
Keni
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@papi-pie
timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what
i logged into my old twitter account and my only follower is corbin bleu
Imagine this bliss
Michael B. Jordan accepts the award onstage at the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards on June 16, 2018.
beyoncé, j-lo & david beckham | pepsi commercial 2005
beyoncé’s like, “who are any of you?”
lol now accepting applications for new friends
me: i think i look okay today
my body dysmorphia as soon as i step outside:
2001 really was the greatest year for movies……… donnie darko? amelié? the others? moulin rouge. mulholland DRIVE? monsters inc AND shrek??? legally blonde…..the princess diaries…SPY KIDS…….. the list goes on and on. 2001 had it all
Alexa, release my inhibitions
me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:
cashier: that’ll be $29.50 me:
Best thing I’ve heard all day
“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.
i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
no….. No
NO
No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life
pennywise: *looking around at his cool ass lair underneath neibolt house* haha these kids’ll be so scared
richie: *shows up and calls it a crackhead house*
pennywise: