Sarcastit

they/them enby, White, Portugeese

[homosexualslug]

this was basically how that scene went to me

[puppyshauna69]

bear shauna you are real to me

[jimothyhalperts]

I knew Mari wasn't going to make it bc if she had lived my girl would NOT have respected their pact. she would have written books, would go on talk shows calling Shauna shanibal lecter, she would have been a Tonya harding type of celebrity and I love that for her.

[yololifeyuh]

shed so do podcasts

[alittlebitgoofy]

91 fics on the ao3 tag isn't enough

[lulas-moon]

lesbians everywhere just stood up and cheered

original video here x

[cpunkhobie]

normalize whistling as a love language

[cpunkhobie]

wait oh my god

[cpunkhobie]

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

[ranbooautism-backup-deactivated]

[star-cats]

[spiced-wine-fic]

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

via @123i321 you can't just leave that in the tags

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: two tweets by Joseph Mullins @josephmulli... The first says "Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

The second says "My wife really wants me to mention that I was sleep deprived because I got up at 4am to play Dungeons and Dragons with my friends in Australia."]

[Tags that say #Sad professor in a room alone #Students no love me? Why students no love me 😭 #All 40 in the other room #Where our beloved professor? Why he not here? He ok?!]

[taibhsearachd]

All I can think about is the ENERGY in the room with the students when the first one looked at their email... absolutely incredible.

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[codenoxie]

gonna start posting art, so some old Pousoso:]]]

[liberalsarecool]

Get political.

[tgirlmagicthegathering]

[ithelpstodream]

[disgustinggf]

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[charlesoberonn]

That's not how demographics work.

[steakplissken]

It could be if we’re all brave enough

[wizlor4]

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

[theradicalace]

as always, xkcd has a comic for this

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[helloitsbees]

there was a little guy at the place where they made my grandma’s floor tiles

[the-haiku-bot]

there was a little

guy at the place where they made

my grandma’s floor tiles

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[spartanlocke]

tumblr users all of a sudden: oh yeah this website is SO good for art hehehe it’s waaayyyy better than twitter it’s so supportive of artists we love art so much here uwu art for the win!! ✨ 😘 💕 😋✨ artists who have spent the last 4+ years on their hands and knees begging people to reblog their art just to be ignored every single time because half this website acts like their nuts will be ripped off with the claw end of a hammer if they reblog a single drawing:

[spartanlocke]

reblogging because i’ve been watching artists moving here to tumblr all night and i better not catch y’all lying again