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ao3 is p0ltergei5st I just post whatever ♠️

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

while giving him the finger from the window

IT GOT BETTER

[kyraneko]

It is the best thing ever because it establishes that he knows she’s a Rebel and she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and he knows she knows he knows she’s a Rebel and—here’s the kicker—every moment she stalls him is another moment Artoo has to get the plans off the ship and head for Kenobi, and so she’s standing there all “Rebellion? What Rebellion? Me? *kicks dead Stormtrooper underneath carpet* I don’t know about any plans, have you checked behind the sofa?” and making Darth Vader’s blood pressure rise, and, oh, the best part of it is that she’s his daughter so guess where she got that sass from, like every fucking dead blue Force Ghost Jedi who got killed at the birth of the Empire is whooping and cheering from the Blue Force Ghost Afterlife seeing Anakin Skywalker get inflicted with everything they had to deal with from him.

[uwuplasmiusuwu]

You just know that enough people’s dying thoughts were, “I hope you have one just like you,” for the force to go, “this bitch deserves twins.”

[lixel-5]

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[unyieldingsilence]

[satan-offical]

No I'm sorry...come back....

[therulerofrandomness]

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[desire-mona]

seriously one of my fav rocky fanart tendencies is when he just looks like this

[suhnseok]

imagine after simon finally tells grace and rocky about everything that fucked him up in sm-8, rocky keeps forcing simon to stay in the dorm area of the hail mary and gets upset when simon tries to get to the lab or anywhere else. they don't have a clear way of communicating because grace is busy trying to figure out food supply or something, so simon just assumes the worst and thinks rocky's decided that he is too dangerous after all

imagine his surprise when grace sees them, listens to rocky's frantic trilling, and bursts into tears, because turns out rocky was just trying to save his life the way he was taught

("astrophage stops radiation." "stay in your workshop as much as you can.")

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[crackshipsandregret]

I like to think that Simon and Rocky's early friendship involves a lot of aggressive banter that usually ends in Simon punting Rocky across the Hail Mary. Rocky is a professional rage-baiter and Simon has a short temper. They appreciate using one another as a verbal/physical punching bag (Rocky hates it when his snarkiness goes too far and he makes Grace cry and Simon would rather throw himself back in the Iron Lung than accidentally let his anger out on Grace. So Rocky and Simon make this weird mutual agreement to just... Squabble out their bullshit)

Bonus: Rocky is pissed he can't get Simon back for all the punting while he's stuck in his xenonite ball. So, one of the first things Rocky does once he finishes making his xenonite suit is to dead-leg Simon from behind when he least expects it. This starts up another round of bickering as Rocky scampers off to give Grace a hug while Simon is still writhing on the floor spitting profanities

[itstimeforstarwars]

Mandalorian bards are like "my main instrument is the flute and my main weapon is also the flute."

[skierunner]

A Mandalorian band shows up at a seedy bar and everyone is like "lol ok amateur night is two quadrants over" but any other Mando is shaking in their boots because that's the Most Notorious Mando Merc Team. That axe guitar is part literal axe. That tin whistle doubles as a blow dart. That drum? It's just a drum but the warrior who play it can and will beat you to death with drumsticks

[paper-lilypie]

a moment

[scared-transmasc]

People with chronic pain and hypermobility:

How are we sleeping without excruciating pain? Is that an option?

[ennieasys]

My hypermobile pro tips:

(aka shit that actually worked that I don't usually hear about):

A Pregnancy Pillow - it's the most comfortable thing I have ever slept on. It supports so many joints at the same time without hurting others

Ace Wraps - your first instinct will be to tie that shit as tightly as possible: don't. Do it tight enough to comfortably bend the joint without cutting off circulation. (my go to is able to stick one or two fingers between you and the bandage) works best on joints you want to keep straight, if it starts to go numb, white, or purple- take it off.

KT Tape - Ace wraps are reusable and held by pins, KT tape sticks to your skin and is not reusable. Google "-joint name- kt tape" and it will show you how to apply it for that joint. Can be used for any joint of any size and left on for multiple days. Use lotion or any skin-safe oil to remove.

Heat Packs - I don't know why but it helps my joints. And the sensation makes pain less intense because you feel the heat over the discomfort. Also it's comfy

[official-impravidus]

wrist guards are my bffs - if i sleep without them, my wrists hyperextend at night

[boredzum-671]

No words for this lol

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[darth-memes]

STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU COMES OUT IN 5 DAYS!!!!!

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[bugsnbites]

God can you imagine being Rocky?

You're sick. You recognise the symptoms from your crew, you have radiation poisoning. The astrophages that were protecting you and powering the ship are gone. You couldn't find the leak in time to stop it. And now you're dying out here in space, alone.

The life support systems on the ship are shutting down. Everything is shutting down. Your planet will die– your entire star system will die. They'll never know how close you came to saving them.

You think about Grace. Is his ship dying too? Or is he on his way home, none the wiser to your fate?

Maybe you're fighting until the end, or maybe you've 'made peace' with it.

And then you hear knocking, on the outside of your ship. Furious, desperate banging on the window. Your friend, your lab partner, your first contact, has come back to save you.

Amaze amaze amaze.