dtf (down to fight)

recovering manic pixie dream girl

[celinebeach]

[c-dra]

Eyes (updated +Valko)

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[paradi-siac]

sybil delling:

rodrick “prideful, disdainful, godless” myndacious the instant he saw her sitting on that wall:

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[ozempicofficial]

[ceejles]

watching rewathing reliving

[haddockkkk]

florida woman 🦋✨

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[kosmogrl]

[hunysckle]

[kosmogrl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.

And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like

for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]