Paradox

[thebraavosi]

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

[thebraavosi]

[paradox314blog]

*aren't. do you see how uncoordinated this cat is? cats are controlled by Satan 24/7, and this is what happens when Satan takes his hands off the wheel.

[neriede]

Can I just…..?????

Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean

Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day.

[virmiired-deactivated20220310]

[paradox314blog]

"unfortunate but a reality of game development" -Ubisoft

Bull. Shit.

[fuckyeahanarchopunk]

[ibetyoushebangslikeafairyonacid]

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

[egobuss-deactivated20150421]

they’re very proud

[nervous-selkie]

I really want to talk about what’s going on in the first panel.

[paradox314blog]

Bucky is 900% done, he's like: "Steve, i tried, i really did, but i swear to god, people like your friends are the reason i spent 90 years killing people"

[girthakitt-blog]

I felt like this was necessary.

[fathominid]

Hard crush. 

[melttigerstobutter]

Why would you be glorifying this?

Not saying you’re ugly I’m saying you’re exposing yourself to health risks.

[girthakitt-blog]

I’m gonna shit it a paper bag and light it on fire and put it on your doorstep.

[ourtempersarefierce]

Have to agree with melttigers. How is making obesity into a good thing positive for society? The health risks are astronomical and we shouldn’t “glorify” those in any way. Preach acceptance but not encouragement of something that most people can contol.

[girthakitt-blog]

[jwoodall1986]

I’m all for the body positive movement but there is a big difference between that and glorifying obesity.

[girthakitt-blog]

[gwhizantor]

it got better

[paradox314blog]

Obesity is not beautiful, it is not something to be proud of, it is a serious medical condition, stop telling each other that you are beautiful and perfect the way you are, because in reality, you are killing yourself, and encouraging others to kill themselves.

[hohoehoes]

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

[paradox314blog]

This speaks to me, this was my default position for basically my entire senior year

[gearstation]

"do you wanna build a snowman??"

"i am a grown ass man."

[paradox314blog]

"no, to tell you the truth, i'd rather go bowling!"

[rapeculturemakesmeangry]

This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

[fuckyeahrainbowhair]

fallingfate:

I promised a long time ago that I’d reblog this whenever I saw it on my dash. No regrets, it breaks my heart every single time.

an incredibly important message, rape is rape. no one is ever asking for it. a woman has the right to dress how ever they want - it is society that identifies risque dressing as ‘asking for it’, and in my opinion, that way of thinking needs to be diminished.

[jackielanternink]

Seriously if you see this and don’t reblog it, I have NO respect for you

[4gifs]

[misternormie]

I was listening to music and this fit in so well!

[paradox314blog]

set this to any dance mix, and it could be the next Superbowl halftime show

[donniedarkosarchive]

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

[paradox314blog]

"a pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist"

[yungterra-blog]

[paradox314blog]

he's like: "this president, man, this fucking president, he's my last, either i'm retiring, or this man will be the death of me, but either way, i am so done"

[spacedlexi]

parents making sex jokes

[adriofthedead]

grandparents making sex jokes

[somegoat-blog]

nine-year-olds making sex jokes

[steaku]

nine-year-olds

[abiglock]

NINE

[thebabbagepatch]

NEIN

[domina-domina-omnimalum-blog]

[sheeporghini]

[star-spangled-jackass]

Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

[kalypornia]

Reblog this if you vow to delete and ignore any anon hate messages you get

And promise to send anon love to someone you follow instead of giving the negativity a voice via your blog. I’m following everyone who vows with me ❤️❤️❤️

[ichizou012]

[paradox314blog]

"how about you grab a shovel or mind your own business"

[warmbloodedbutch]

[whatarewewatching13]

I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

[unshaped]

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[paradox314blog]

there's the woman that should've been the mother, right there. random black chick, the only character in the entire series who ever did fucking anything for Ted

[lavidasegunalice]

[missdontcare-x]

Kristen “Loki” Stewart & Jennifer “Thor” Lawrence

This is so hot I can’t cope

[sielless-deactivated20140901]

I actually really like this

[mothafuckingbreadcrumbs]

Yes yes yes

[epikalia]

Oh holy hell. I want this so much.

[paradox314blog]

i sorta want to see a remake like this just to see Jennifer Lawrence hit Kristen Stewart with a hammer