Kin honestly wasn’t sure what she was supposed to expect when being put into virtual reality. It wasn’t exactly an experience anyone would have enough to get used to. As such, when Kin woke up flat on the ground, she just kinda sighed in defeat. Fuck. Her back was fucking killing her, and the sun was in her goddamn eyes, and fuuuuuuck. She, for one, would be fine with just sort of laying here, but there was probably at least one absolute jackass here, fuckin’ Dark Souls fanboys off of 4Chan were slobbering over this game, and she’d be damned if she was gonna be caught just laying down around one of those cocksuckers. She groaned, propping herself up on her elbows before stumbling up to her feet–
Oh, great. Fucking fantastic. Her fucking foot came off. Apparently getting put into VR loosened the prosthetics. She probably should’ve expected that, but it wouldn’t stop her from bitching. Reattaching them was always a goddamned pain. She awkwardly hopped on her good foot as she tried to reattach the prosthetic. It didn’t take her long, but she was acutely aware that she looked really fucking stupid while doing it. She stood up straight again - well, she was still sort of hunching, but whatever - and sighed as she flopped her arms to her sides. A castle. Well, she couldn’t lie, it looked pretty damn cool and pretty damn real. There were definitely others who could appreciate it more than her, though. Apparently her DSi was still in her pocket, and she’d be damned if she was gonna let some fuckin’ fancy castle shit distract her from getting that perfect nature Eevee she was breeding for.
She leaned against a tree, flipping open the handheld and beginning to grumble about this bullshit nature and how annoying it was to get. Clearly, she didn’t want to be bothered, which is exactly why you should bother her.
Bother, you say? Here comes Kae.
Said teal-haired ultimate noticed Kin leaning against a tree looking somewhere in between disgruntled at her own existance, and comtemplating the sweet release of death.
The perfect choice for making FRIENDS!
Kae walked over, ready to make this new alliance,
She announced right out of the blue once she was within an inch of Kin.
Kin yelped and jerked back when Kae approached her, banging her head on the tree in the process. She grunted in pain, death-gripping her DS in one hand and rubbing her sore head with the other. Ow, ow, ow. Who the fuck was this, and what the fuck was wrong with her.
“Ugh. What’s your damage, clown-hair?” she snapped. “They invite you for the fuckin’ titty factor? Everyone knows sex appeal is how, like, 50+ of all MMOs sell. Heh. Bet they gave you some enhancements on your way in, slut.”
That was just uncalled for, but Kin wanted to be left alone, and this girl was annoying the shit out of her. She returned her attention to the game, impatiently mashing on the D-pad as her little character biked back and forth.
“If I get another fucking naughty nature I’m gonna fucking drink bleach.”
Jeez, what’s with all the rudeness today!? Kae did look pretty annoyed as Kin mentioned her hair, only feeling worse when she mentioned her chest. She crossed her arms over her chest, feeling pretty self conscious about it; she was pretty proud of her chest, even if it was barely at an A-cup,
“…….That’s really uncalled for.”
She murmured, clearly hurt. However, seeing Kin playing her game, and from the ‘naughty nature’ remark, she assumed Kin was playing pokemon. Kae figured if she maybe helped her out, she could at least try and salvage a friendship. Heck, it wasn’t like she hadn’t played the games or anything…
“…… Why not just get an Abra with Synchronize and a nature you want? Have it lead the party and there’s like, a 50% chance that the nature of the pokemon will be the same as the Abra when you catch it.”
