Man, I don't even know anymore

27 | she/her

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[evilvarric666-archive]

I don't think we discuss often enough that if you're playing a dwarf warden when you meet Justice he's like "hey I don't mean to be rude but like, what are you? I've literally never seen anything like you before and it's kind of weirding me out"

[evilvarric666-archive]

Justice: *sees the warden-commander* ok that's... that's pretty weird

Sigrun: hey

Justice: two of them.

Oghren: hey

Justice, now somewhat concerned:..........three.........

[call-me-noa]

play Kingdom Hearts

[lakemojave]

Addendum:

Are the same person

Not the same person

Play kingdom hearts

[r4cs0]

[pandarson]

showed this to my brother and he made this

thanks I understand even less

[the-irken-pony]

[bogleech]

Magic the Gathering is doing an original outer space magical sci fi setting next and dropped preview art of what APPEARS to be the sickest fucking dragon that will ever exist in media ever again, and I know you're thinking, "nah, it can't be that cut and dry, there's a LOT of raw as hell dragons out there, and I, a more experienced dragon aficionado, already have a counter-example locked and loaded for the contentious comment I expect to leave once this dragon of yours fails to knock my socks off as much as the blorbo in question," but while it is okay to think that, you might actually stop thinking that and instead think the same thing I just said about this dragon once you have looked at it. at the picture of the dragon.

[transman-badass]

I can't do much but maybe this will interest someone. This cookbook is by a classically trained autistic chef, made for people with sensory issues. It's sold 1/6th of its initial run because apparently no one wants to have an autistic person interviewed on TV.

Apparently it's also very funny.

Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipe

Spread this around! I bet someone here can use this.

[reasonsforhope]

More info from the link:

"An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques with a dash of understanding about food aversion and how to help your kids—and yourself—cook beautiful meals in an empowering way, and is a groundbreaking resource for anyone who has ever been called “picky” or “discerning.” Learn how to alter the texture or taste profile of a dish, or even fit it within a specific palette with a unique color-coded guide. Delicious, nutritious, and easily tailored recipes (including for gluten-free and vegan eaters) include:

the perfect smashed cheeseburger

Italian sausage and potato soup

the best omelet

stuffed focaccia 

chocolate pinwheels

and dozens more

Professional chef Matthew Broberg-Moffitt’s advice is broken down by category (The Five Tastes, Texture, Color, Aroma, Presentation, and Plating) in order to address each and every aspect of food aversion, and a Food Preference Profile and Worksheet is included for you and your child to quickly identify and summarize their preferences. Instead of leading to mistrust by disguising or slipping in foods your kids don’t want to eat, this cookbook supports caretakers in a way that maintains a healthy relationship with food, and a joyful, less stressful experience around the table."

[minthe-drawings]

"my savior!"

[prokopetz]

The best part about knowing Latin plurals is using them incorrectly on purpose and seeing if anyone who knows why you're full of shit is within earshot. Insist that the plural of of "waitress" is "waitrices". You know you want to.

[sileana]

Was discussing the plural of ‘Prius’ with my middle school child. They asked if it was ‘Priuses’, or ‘prii’ like ‘octopi’. I said that as far as I know, those are both acceptable, but I encouraged the deployment of ‘priodes’ just in case it had a Greek origin.

[cdarklock]

I mean clearly it is one Prius, several Pria.

[prokopetz]

"Priuum", surely.

[maniculum]

Well:

The Prius is so named because Toyota wanted to express that it was the first of its kind (i.e. mass-produced hybrid vehicles) so they borrowed a Latin word meaning “first” or “in front”. Specifically the Latin word prior, which also exists as a loanword in English with a similar sense — prius is the neuter form in the nominative case. The nominative neuter plural of prior is priora.

So if you wanted to present an etymological argument for a spurious pluralization of Prius, it should be one Prius, multiple Priora.

[proxymagic]

obsessed with poisson steve

[spicypolls]

People attracted to men: Which part of the male body do you like the best?*

Abs

Chest

Back

Arms

Legs

Other (Specify in notes)

See Results

Voting ended onJan 1, 2025

*Full Question: For people attracted to men, which part of the male body (Excluding genitals,) do you like the best?

[phantomrose96]

Have you seen a Cybertruck in real life?

yes

no

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

[matchapancaekes]

You’re telling me that Wyll Ravengard knew Abdel Adrian, Gorion’s Ward?

You’re telling me that not only did he know him, his father was his second in command?

You’re telling me that, as a boy, Wyll witnessed the proof that Bhaalspawn could reject their calling and pursue a life of their own choosing?

You’re telling he was definitely there the day Abdel was killed, that a young Wyll Ravengard witnessed a Slayer running rampant in the city with his own eyes?

The reason Wyll is one of the only companions to fully believe in Durge that night in the Shadowlands, that tells them to fight, to fight with everything they have, is because he knows it can be done.

He trusts them because he trusted Abdel.

He believes in them because he believed in Abdel.

Because Abdel was Wyll’s hero, maybe his second favorite person next to his own father.

Larian, Larian, please, Wyll literally writes himself

[mostfuckableffvillain]

😔

[udntnome]

NO ONE IS DYING. YOU'RE SPENDING THE NEXT HALF HOUR CLEANING THIS UP WITH ME

[ianthedebonair]

Just your average day at the Los Diablos Ranger's HQ pantry

A little bonus:

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!